sui adj but it's a fuckin stretch 

my mom's all concerned because whenever i'm mad at myself i make a finger gun with my right hand and mime shooting myself in the temple

she was all surprised when i did it two days ago as if i haven't been doing it multiple times a day for a literal decade now, often while having a conversation with her and making eye contact like where have you been

sui adj but it's a fuckin stretch 

@monorail well, time to upgrade to sticking the finger gun in your mouth and blowing your imaginary brains out that way :^)

note: this is a bad idea

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re: sui adj but it's a fuckin stretch 

@monorail YOU'RE AHEAD OF ME ON THE GOOD IDEA TRAIN

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