since the xtreem lewd thoughts i visited upon my guildmates are much longer, i'm just going to put the humorous wrap-up here
THANK YOU FOR ATTENDING THIS EPISODE OF: HARP WRITES SOME HORNY SHIT, "SUB ZENOS MIND BREAK" EDITION
stay tuned for next week, where sex pollen descends on the battlefield and the warrior of light watches in disbelief as zenos violently fucks his golfbag full of swords! "what am i, chopped liver?! for fuck's sake can i get a hand at least?!"