bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 1/?
"zelda are you awake"
"mmh yeah, what's up sidon" "do... i satisfy you?"
"what"
"i mean, like, sexually. you can be honest! i won't get angry about it at all!"
"...s-sidon i mean i would think all the enthusiastic yelling that i've made my stance clear"
"it's just, well, every time we've had sex, you've not dropped ANY roe! and i know we haven't been in a mating pool at all, but still..."
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 2/?
"wh...h...."
"i don't mean to put too much pressure on you!! i know it's one of those things where sometimes it happens and sometimes it doesn't, but i know it might be i'm just not doing something correctly, or maybe not making you relaxed enough, or..."
"h.... w...h............."
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
"and it's very selfish of me i know but i mean, don't get me wrong, link's cum is tasty as well, but sometimes it really is nice to get a little energy back by eating some roe, you know? it's just a lot, y'know, fattier, instead of more watery, and i know you get more protein with that but for a balanced diet for proper gains -"
"SIDON. SIDON. I LOVE YOU. BUT I'M GOING TO NEED YOU TO HOLD THE FUCK UP *SIGNIFICANTLY*"
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
@wigglytuffitout wooooooow
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
@Alyx i make no apologies for this because the cws were there
but to celebrate, would you like a slice of this amusingly sushi-shaped cake
bad, unfortunate, lewdness about botw and cultural differences in ot3s, 3/3
@wigglytuffitout awww...I bet those giant fake fish eggs taste like apricots or oranges or something and it's probably really good
