and by live in the woods, i mean, watch youtube while playing breath of the wild.

also how much of a bad sign is it that as i watch more Unraveled, i would honestly go on a date or more with Brian David Gilbert despite the "deeply suspect gym teacher" mustache? i mean being so enthusiastically silly in a methodical way is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kinda sexy

listen. please. i'm cishet. you must understand. my standards, they are so fucking low,