i made a bitter political joke in which i called our president 'trump antoinette' and then immediately followed it with "just don't make me get a champagne glass modeled off his breasts" and, friends,

i am in hell. i am in hell imagining that and i have nobody but myself to blame. hell. i am here. i am in it. h e l l .

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marie-antoinette-champagne-coupe_n_1424686?fbclid=IwAR3XupLClBbxJqI1_9c-WZmE8zUp6VeQb9JvPH6GiR8GQYQN__AfiQPIVo8 (ok so she had milk glasses not champagne ones but it's a persistent cultural myth so)