additional stupid concept:
some time after botw's happy end, link finally gives himself permission to crash and sleep and rest. someone tries to bother him asking what he'd like for breakfast and he mumbles some absurd request at them before sidon comes an hour later to tell them that the villagers actually managed to put together the breakfast he asked for but why do hylians need to eat that much dear link why didn't you let him know if you were hungry????
and uhhh
anyway that's the story of how sidon stepped in to help link eat thirty omelettes and 26 pieces of toast for breakfast that one time
at which point link declared that was a big enough breakfast that he needed a nap.
"but you just got up!" sidon said
"yeah but i'm using my power as, y'know, knight-commander and hero of the realm to now go take a nap at 10am after waking up at 9 and eating and that's it. wake me up for lunch."
"holy shit," marveled sidon, in absolute awe of the power of link's heroic position, as zelda tried not to lose her shit laughing somewhere in the background
