this probably falls under "you might not be as non-autistic as you think harp" but consider
you know those 'touch tanks' that ppl do for their toddlers
that but we're all adults. there's a storage tub full of rice you can just stick your hand in while you sip a beer. there's also a kiddie pool of cornstarch goo you can slap in a satisfying non-neutonian manner. like just 5-6 stations like this.
it'd be a pretty fuckin great party my dudes
let they who have not been tempted to just stick your entire arm into the pick-your-own-polished-rocks 5-for-a-pouch throw the first stone
but we're not gonna throw it because we're too busy weirdly fondling it
the only thing that bothers me with this plan is like, what do you do then with all the rice or beans or whatever? because that's food and should be used for stuff
do they like... rinse off enough that you could feel ok eating 'em after you've thrown a party where everyone's been just sticking their hands into the pile
it's still a good idea though
"let us all go stick our hands in this pool full of beans because it's oddly satisfying" would be a great icebreaker
