Kate & Leopold is the closest I've managed to find so far to fitting the criteria, and it's a 50% and an audience score of 62% so I don't think it counts
@InspectorCaracal i mean not to be egregoiusly cishet or anything but you gotta do a lot to a movie to make me not wanna watch it if hugh jackman is there being charming and looking like he's ready to give some real good hugs
@wigglytuffitout this reminds me of when they were playing Jack the Giant Slayer on the plane once and I didn't have headphones so I had no audio
The movie looked terrible and I felt like watching it with no audio was probably an improvement, but mostly, Ewan MacGregor was extremely enjoyable to watch going around in his Fantasy Captain of the Guard uniform
@InspectorCaracal i have done almost that exact same reason for watching a movie
i mean it was The Pillow Book, which was actually good and worth watching from an artsy point of view, but i would be lying if i didn't get in that particular door by hearing "also ewan mcgregor's in it with full frontal nudity"
i think this is the point at which point all poor innocents following me on here throw their hands in the air, and then shake their head at me, THERE'S CISHET HARP BEING CISHET AGAIN,
@InspectorCaracal listen i can't listen to him in a really charming interview talk about how he figured out he was Well Endowed during a play when his character was somehow at one point nude save for a hat over the privates and the hat slipped a bit accidentally and the audience responded with Audible Delight and he was like "oh. well then!"
and then turn down an opportunity to have a look-see dangit