anyway it's time to get on with the worst part of pre-surgery nonsense: showers three days in a row.

as someone who could only collect spoons for two a *week* if i was *lucky* because of pain i expect this is going to end with me sobbing in the tub while someone hoses me down with a garden sprayer

moritori te salutamus and all that bullshit, stay tuned for further rampant whining