okay while I appreciate this image on many levels I have to wonder why exactly this man is trying to seduce someone on a bloody rain-soaked battlefield

like, maybe not the best setting to be giving someone that specific look while slowly removing your waterlogged garments

https://www.pinterest.com/pin/793196553103163943/

@InspectorCaracal i'm going to blame vampires for this

either that or this is like the anime equivalent of that one ancient chinese general where everyone was all "oh shiiiit you guys he's really good at tactics what's he gonna do" and what he did was he rode out and started just juggling

and everyone was so wigged out thinking that this was the first part of some totally bonkers plan that they ran the fuck away

there was no plan. (except juggling)

@wigglytuffitout i mean it's more likely to be the fact that there is a surprising amount of gay romance about fighty dudes in fantasy ancient china out there but sure we can go with "terrified his enemies into running away by hitting on them" xD

@InspectorCaracal Tactical Stripping As Battlefield Technique, a treatise by the esteemed Ms. Bayonetta, with a forward by

hold on i've got to grab to more games i haven't actually played for this peak archetype

Ghiraim, who showed up to casually menace Link in a zelda game i haven't played (see following: https://media1.tenor.com/images/32d16f9cecf689258e2e5b9aa80ab366/tenor.gif?itemid=13471668 )