i see people talking about what their stands would be in the jojos and despite not having read/watched the jojos, i can tell you what mine would be:
bjork
no not a fantastical being inspired by a song or even her entire discography. literally bjork. just bjork. i just summon up an eccentric icelandic woman to slap the shit out of my foes. that's it
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if you doubt the efficacy of my stand in battle, may i refer you to the footage of that time Bjork got fed up with a paparazzi and slapped the hell out of them
