"so harp," you say, "why are you so sure that you're likely scots-irish if your family's geneological data points to the only firm conclusion of 'possibly sprung forth from the ground like soldiers from dragon's teeth to be hella white in south carolina in the 1800s'?"
i just had the thought
'potatoes.... yes... the potatoes will make my soul be back in my body...'
it's
fairly obvious
"dammit harp," you complain, "there is more to irish heritage than love of potatoes"
yes of course but i only got a small percentage remaining in among all the generic wonderbread white, so i am left with only Potato Lust