@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i feel like i'm definitely about to do the thing with her where you come up with an original character for a fic all "ok i guess somebody would be in this role, let's flesh them out just a tad, it's only gonna be like two chapters of the whole long thing"
and then when you're done you realize you now and love them for way more than just two chapters, and you just sit there going "ah nertz it's happened again"
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online so of COURSE i gotta fucking draw that, even if it never happens properly in the fic
i MUST draw the big wife casually picking up her tiny husband and getting ready to just fling him across a chasm in some ruins. it is CRUCIAL
like they've got him a harness where she can get a good grip and everything, it's now an essential feature. they're great. they're fantastic and i love them and i am going to obnoxiously shove them into this fic so hard
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online ...though the true ascended OCs for this fic, which i didn't draw because i wasn't up to fullbodies but i need to draw them fullbody
big gerudo lady who is technically a merc but also is into archaeology
and her tiny hylian husband, who is a big ol' archaeology nerd
she does a lot of watching adoringly as he babbles in excitement
most importantly though, size difference means they use "just throw me over there" as a crucial archaeological exploration tool!