i feel like i have just seen a downright terrifying level of Horse Girl that i can never aspire to achieve

@wigglytuffitout i feel like it says something deep and integral about me as a person that I looked at that image and my first thought was not "what the fuck who tries to do reiki healing on a horse" but rather, "I find this person's choices of chakra touch points to be Highly Questionable, especially the heart point right in front of the withers, I mean what is even up with that???"

@wigglytuffitout adorn your horse's show tack with purified crystals to smooth out the energy vibes while in the ring

@InspectorCaracal someone has one hundred fucking percent done this

@wigglytuffitout if i had thought of it as a fourteen year old

i would have done it

@InspectorCaracal just think of the thriving etsy business you coulda had by now

@wigglytuffitout ......wait

holy shit

@InspectorCaracal if you want to do this shit for racehorses

huge

fucking Huge.

you just have to find some modicum of success first, just enough to seem lucky, and rake in the cash

get cheap shit, hot-glue stones onto it, sell on etsy for massive profit probably to somebody in Arizona who goes by Ravyn Midnite

@wigglytuffitout race horses? harp

harp have you seen Western shows