i mean, honestly, if you're going to go be creepy with a body pillow of a historical figure
at least upgrade more than charles the second of spain. like, you're worth it. treat yourself.
@00dani exactly! upgrade! UPGRADE!
i mean you also have a lot more options if you're dedicated to a man who's a bit shit. it's like these people have never seen a picture of young stalin and been offended at how handsome he dared to be
@00dani @wigglytuffitout now, for the first time, I want a body pillowcase with a person on it.
@wigglytuffitout it occurs to me that thanks to anime, there are probably several different fantasized versions of every single major historical figure in Japan from the Sengoku era and each of them probably has their own body pillow
@InspectorCaracal i mean if someone's really in it for charles the second of spain, i'm sure that SOME strange gatcha game in Japan has turned him into some pretty anime fella and/or anime girl. i mean if you can get thomas jefferson the steampunk big titty anime girlfriend, it's probably not too much of a stretch
@wigglytuffitout i mean, sappho of lesbos is a historical figure,