i mean, then i go on weird tangents about how my favourite OCs i've ever made are darth vader's valet and cook, who are surprisingly chill folks. don't get me wrong they're avid fans of their employer so kind of terrifying in their own ways, but i also fucking love them and they're some of the best characters i've ever come up with go team Dasje and Mirou sorry i only got to write you in for like five chapters and a spinoff oneshot

@wigglytuffitout your mission is clear

write a full spin-off series

it can go in the queue right next to your botw fanfic in all of your copious free writing time

@InspectorCaracal please don't tempt me it'd be a full 15-part series about Dasje scuttling around this castle like Jeeves if Jeeves got sent off to ninja school that one time and Bertie Wooster has had all his english charm replaced entirely with murder so it's just him doing exactly what his employer was about to tell him to do before even being asked while his wife makes really good mushroom curry two floors away in the kitchen