Do Midichlorians Exist? well, dear reader, it all depends on if it's convenient for me in this particular fanfiction! there's your answer!
(this is the point at which i slide on a pair of sunglasses and pop a wheelie on my motorbike, because i am a Supremely Cool Dude.)
star wars gets treated a little more gently in that i will actually go through the buffet.
harry potter increasingly gets the treatment as exemplified from the following reference