i'm about > < this close to calling up my pharmacy and chewing out whichever little airheaded trainee picks up, using phrases like "do you think i take this medication for fun? do you think taking adhd medicine to function is a thing i can do only when i feel like it? do you think it's an optional amusement?" and "when did you decide your new motto was 'we don't do the thing until you ask the third time, even if we told you we did'?"