apparently people on twitter are debating that a smash brothers tourney is going to have a therapy dog room and i am so, so tempted to rip in there and poke at the salty mcwhiners with "oh i see, it's because they figured a slobbery, affectionate dog grooming you was an upgrade from your usual 'didn't shower for seven weeks', i can see why you may be upset with this outcome" but i'm not gonna i'm gonna just tell the tired old joke here instead
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is it a good joke?
no absolutely not it's been done into the ground
but y'know sometimes it's just so tempting when they line it all up for you THAT good yknow
@wigglytuffitout i understand the temptation. we both know the joke just wouldn’t be worth it though. *shakes head*