(force ghost of achates pachai, sith inquisitor voice) you've absolutely fucked up that cup of tea, by the way. don't pour boiling water straight over green tea leaves, you'll burn it horribly. no really, taste it, you see how bitter it is? exactly. you've absolutely messed it up. and you know what's also absolutely messed up is jedi philosophy -
"that was a long tea break, is the kettle on the fritz again?"
"no, just that sith ghost talking at me"
"ah. did he read you his manifesto again?"
"only partially. but it's fine, since i got a really good recipe for vegan buttercream frosting out of the deal"