Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

wait a second i think i forgot to actually put the picture on it. oeerr. anyway. yes. #warframe switch account, still keeping my vaporwave death chicken. because honestly... if you've never played warframe while listening to night tempo's album pure baby maker while blasting enemies with pink fire, you haven't really enjoyed warframe as a game

my pc account on #warframe does have one major advantage over the one on my switch: some EXTREMELY GOOD SPACE BOYES

what i have learned playing #Splatoon2 tonight, in image summary

i will say however that a 500 character limit is absolutely not helping my already gatling gun style of communication that annoys the piss out of innocent bystanders on discord. as penance, please behold these very good orbs

the true power of making #lolitafashion memes is roasting yourself, right?

i feel like since toots are called toots, this is obligatory on just about every mastadon acct

HA HA HA, I'M THE ONLY PERSON I CAN SEE IN THE #EMORY TAG! uhhh let's see DOOLEY RULES THAT FUCKIN EAGLE DROOLS, FUCK SODEXHO FOR MULTIPLE OFFENSES, REALTALK WE ALL THINK WE'RE RAVENCLAWS UP IN HERE BUT WE'RE PROBABLY SLYTHERINS, BUSINESS MAJORS: WHY DO YOU WEAR YOUR SUITS TO CLASS THAT'S SO FUCKING SCARY STOP IT.

retoot to have dooley wordlessly enter your student loans and dismiss them all

pictured: emory graduates and current students

(we want you to buy coca-cola because it funds our endowment which pays for our financial aid, thanks)

EXCUSE ME MA'AM IS THAT A COOKIE? I'M AFRAID I NEED TO SEE THAT MA'AM IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I INSPECT THAT GINGER SNAP IMMEDIATELY #dog #pupper #idontunderstandhashtagsyetsorry #hollypls (....as pupper's name is holly)

OH NOTIFICATIONS I HAVE THEM WOW THAT IS WHAT WENT PWIP PROBABLY! thank you for the warm welcomes and boosts, @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online , @Leaf@fandom.ink , @staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com , @zac , @whiiskers and especially @maple !

"is this what my feed is going to be now," some of you may be wondering, "just a confused wigglytuff internet-grandmaing all over the server", and i'm afraid the answer is probably yes. to make up for it please have a werther's original and this picture of my dog being unimpressed with eevees

now i gotta... figure out the rest of how to work mastadon... specifically how to follow @gallustrostromegalus@mastadon.social and other folks! (HEY MAYBE IF I TAG YOU I CAN FOLLOW YOU MORE EASILY GALLUS) (also if y'all wanna go have an amusing time, check out gallus, their family lore stories are a hoot and a half, you've probably read one already stolen by buzzfeed or some shit lmao)

to bust out my FURRY CREDENTIALS TO SHOW I AM ALLOWED ON THIS SERVER, i *do* have a #fursona that is in here... somewhere... anyway i really like bears, especially sloth bears, so here is Harper the Sloth Bear, who has purple lightning claws because fuck it it's a fursona why not. (cw because better safe than sorry) i haven't really been in to the 'furry scene' since i was, like, 14?, so. bear with me. ...pun not intended. ok maybe pun intended