Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i'm sorry, #ffxiv tag, the prequel memes are a bit inevitable (cw'd for spoilers)

ah, the burn, or one of the few places where screenshots are lit well enough to see dark-skinned janine's fucken face,

me playing #ffxiv ARR through the first time: oh my god why is this livia chick yelling that i've come to take gaius van baelsar from her, like omg i am not INTERESTED you need to calm DOWN

me now seeing shadowhunter's inevitable reveal: ...........ok, ok i, i get it, i, hm, wow, okay, yeah, i see where you were coming from there livia sas junius, sorry, phew,

picture included for photo evidence that he's, phew, wow, dang,

pictured: calamity "I PUT YOUR ASS IN THE GROUND ONCE I CAN DO IT AGAIN" janine

cw'd for spoilers for #ffxiv yes i'm just now catching up don't at me

WELL! WE KNOW WHAT PERK GAIUS VAN BAELSAR TOOK HUH

mmmm delicious low-poly food

that inspector hildibrand drives a very hard bargain. it's a terrifying threat, it is

janine is just... a very good catgirl... please look at my daughter. thank you

i'm not saying janine wore it so much better than godfilia, but -

hold on, wait. that's exactly what i am, in fact, saying

#ffxiv #ishouldprobablyfindanothertaginsteadofspammingmycatgirl #butiremainunrepentant

my catgrill..... Good

REAL CATGRILL HOURS ARE NOW MIQOTE UNITE

hey

hey

look at my fucking catgirl.

thank #ffxiv

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yes i just spotted this yelled in limsa and i don't know why it's cracking me up so bad but it is

GOOD NIGHT MOTHERS AND FUCKERS OF THE JURY SLEEP GOOD WHEN YOU GET THERE

if you need to get there think about going to bed

regardless maybe take time and do a stretch and untense your shoulders

ok bye

YEAH WE SURE ARE AND THAT'S WHY THIS FF IS SUPERIOR, NOCTIS

guys..... have y'all seen these fucking.......... fish shoes

i just saw them on a youtuber reviewing shoes off wish.com
but just

fish shoes

..............tw for fish shoes, i'm not inflicting this fashion horror on anyone willy-nilly

sir. excuse me, sir. this is not your final fantasy game, sir. i'm going to have to ask you to leave. no i don't care that you made a left turn at albuquerque sir #ffxiv

well, on the plus side, that's the last of my ties to one server, so when free transfers come, i'll probably end up settling in with friends wherever they end up (likely balmung-adjacent) and just... not rp/be part of the bigger rp community for awhile and have that be fine.

also came up with a lovely, biology-and-watership-down ref name for future viera alt who is starting life as an elezen: Davalia Thousandfoe.

i need to brag on myself a moment - GENUINELY one of the best games of splat2n i've ever played. NINE KILLS Y'ALL

y'all it took me a good long while to realize that this view of the meuller report showing how redacted it is was not actually some gel electrophoresis dna analysis