Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

ah yes

this is a good meme for star wars day

however it's a good occasion to post the best #starwars gif i have

note: if you are in europe going "oh i'm so glad we're not racist like that america, we have no race problems here", you will receive the same, but with a bonus six weeks of me blasting this ancient don't-use-weed-kiddos public service announcement commercial at you until you get the hint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo

i may be the token cishet, but i'm just enough towards middle of the kinsey scale to see cute girls and know "i must alert the wlws of this so that they can come properly swoon over this woman as she deserves"

on that note, Nyma Tang on youtube is not only charming to listen to review makeup, but has one of THE cutest noses i have EVER seen. see picture for proof

so i can barely, *barely* follow the open source programming slang, but am i right in understanding that that @purism is standing around crowing about how they're so totes ethical you guise (SOOOOOO ETHICAL!) while using large swaths of open-source software without following the code of use for those public licenses, not giving credit to the community that made the software but instead just slapping the @purism logo on top?

....amazing, can't wait for their next move (see img for prediction)

FUCK YO PEDOSTACHE, ALL BJORK IS BEST. DO NOT SEEK TO RANK THEM.

or if vespertine isn't number one i am fucking coming for you and your bad facial hair both

i'm actually mildly terrified that the next commission i get of vader from my au fanfic, some sort of DILF singularity will occur, and i will be crushed by an oncoming wave of people way too hornt for him due to artists just being way too good at delivering that vibe

source: see following comms by minttu, takens, and hoiist

cws for eye contact and a bit of blood

i feel like in the interests of expediency for communicating the essential aspect of his character, the next commission i get of my pet-fanfic-version darth vader/anakin skywalker should just be like

him painted over this

mfw slate.com's article about 'new affordable eye cream that really works' is 55 fucking dollars

i know a lot less about old computers than i should honestly, but ti-99s are intensely nostalgic

needs the wood trim colorway though

i was always too scared to play space invaders myself but i'd beg my mom to come play it so i could watch, lol

ok ok the dog sleepy is catching up to me, and so is the muscle relaxer

GOOD NIGHT MASTODON

and here we go, here's the fanfic's 'cover'

i know once i've done a cover for a fic i'm just like 'whelp that's it, i'm writing it now, i'm doomed, bye everyone, the plot bunny has me'

BIG CW for suicide - empty noose is shown.

very little cw for an obnoxious shade of green i thought was a good idea at the time and my inability to draw short-haired scruffy older auror harry potter without him looking like Jeremy Renner for some got dam reason

HERE, HERE'S THE PICTURE I WENT DIVING IN MY ARCHIVES FOR

voldemort and all his got dam kids that end up in this fic

he doesn't raise any of 'em at all, they essentially existed as 'spare parts'

ok he tried with fr. makary a bit but the lad promptly grew up and rebelled hard in the exact opposite direction and WILL, DANGEROUSLY, IMMEDIATELY, invite you in for tea or a cup of hot cocoa and show you genuine christian charity and love (THAT BOY AIN'T RIGHT - voldie probably)

cw for eye contact

also here's Ginny, Ron and Hermione

ginny could use another latte (full fat milk please, quidditch practice is getting intense for the holyhead harpies)

ron could use either some beard oil or a shave before he blazes past Fixer-Upper's Chip Gaines into Full Lumberjack

hermione could use a shoulder massage and an eyeglass cleaning wipe if you've got one handy

anyway to sell you on this fic

here is an illustration for an eventual later chapter where, after visiting Fr. Makary, aka Makary Riddle, one of Voldemort's kids who rebelled against his dad so hard he ended up a man of the cloth, Auror Harry Potter stops to have a cigarette and a chat in the church gardens with the snake that lives there, Shine-Scale, Hunter Of Voles, Best Frog-Grabber, Protector Of Church Man Who Gives Mice.

good news: did a write

bad news: did a write so hard, nearly two hours overdue for pain meds,

man there's a flap in the comments over on a slate article about whether or not all clear heels are "stripper heels"

and like

momentarily putting aside the misogyny and disdain for sex workers and performers there

IF YOU THINK THESE SHOES ARE 'STRIPPER HEELS' YOU'VE ONLY SEEN SOME REAL BORING-ASS STRIPPERS.

happy lesbian day to all wuluws out there!

please have some sappho to celebrate: https://www.uh.edu/~cldue/texts/sappho.html -

Come now, luxuriant Graces, and beautiful-haired Muses.

I tell you
someone will remember us
in the future.

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Sappho_and_Erinna_in_a_Garden_at_Mytilene.jpg

did i pause at this part in the story to change classes and glamour completely so that janine could show up in full Warrior of Light mode?

.....y-yeah

alternative punchline for the same joke