Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

today it was tension in the shroud, which is an ancient #ffxiv proverb that translates to "quick quick you guys gpose photoshoot!!!!"

i got some good pics but i also got this, which i am going to entitle "Come With Me Into The Woods, It's Fine, I Totally Won't Murder You Like All The Folktales Say"

cw for virtual eye contact

"but what time is bjork o'clock?" you may be thinking

all the time. every time is bjork o'clock

OK THIS IS DEFINITELY THE BEST NAME I'VE SPOTTED IN THE WILD TODAY

davalia_learns_dragoon_jump.gif #ffxiv

bunny is now DRAGOON BUNNY

1. we all know folques didn't shuffle back off that cliff. davalia made him into elezen kebab. then punted him off the edge.

2. before yeeting himself into the sky like superman, estinien absolutely looked at her and went "holy shit. she's so fucking angry. this bunny is fucking PISSED. what was her name? davalia THOUSANDFOE? fuck, that's metal as hell. yeah ok she can be a dragoon i guess."

3. davalia wants to know how to swipe left on any roused eyes, thanks

it's been a good bunch of names spotted in the wild in #ffxiv today

(but also WAIT MR. BIGTONK YOU'RE A WHITE MAGE)

i've been in limsa for 2 minutes and already it's a good crop of names today in #ffxiv

aw dunk i forgot to post this extremely bad extremely nsfw gif for the 4th of July

please have it slightly late instead (legit nsfw naked genital bits, also bad safety practices on display)

happy Look At My Catgirl o'clock everyone! #ffxiv

cw for eye contact i think? i mean close enough

anyway me and my new gudetama cream cheese hand cream need to fuck off to bed so

Goodnight Fediverse

i am a woman of simple wants, and among them is the desire to just bury my face in hien's chest hair.

listen. we all know he is hiding some primo fluff.

and we all know that he's got one of those natural scents of Hnngh Good Man Musk that you can take hits of like a fucken bong.

i mean look at him.

basically every waking moment he is not here cuddling me is an injustice.

anyway who wants to just randomly drop money at me so i can buy the Mucha print and the Song of the Lark painting print from Souffle Song because GOD i am in such a "hype for frilly dress times" mood

i mean look at this. look at this!!! the fucking lark on the bodice detail and everything!!! SO GOOD.

fucking drown me in ruffles and delicate details, the ultimate #lolitafashion mood

the good names spotted in ffxiv just keep on comin' today

so tomorrow i get another shoulder mri and because that means turning my cyborg bits off, that also means taking meds to compensate for that, so what i'm trying to say here is that my base level of incomprehensible may be very high tomorrow. or i may just fall asleep.

either way,

SOME day i will not laugh when in #ffxiv you go get swallowed at the glory hole but today is not that day.

i've hit that part of early ARR where my cishet ass knows it's not my lane to make jokes but The Jokes Must Be Made

(i'm just going to waggle my eyebrows enthusiastically instead)

there's been a fine crop of names today spotted in te wild

today, in Spotted In The Wild In #ffxiv ,

also i sat down to wait for a dungeon queue and Davalia accidentally became the creepiest bunny of judgment, disapproving of all your life choices from inside some foliage

cw for virtual eye contact from creepy bunny of judgment

ok google how do i take cute screenshots without accidentally pantsing my character

(sorry janine. at least you look cute with this ludicrous dancer glam for #ffxiv )