Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so there was discussion among guildmates of ascian sex and i present to you, #ffxiv tag, just a real bad concept.

(spoilers but only thru arr, i believe)

(also nsfw for lewd text i guess but mostly because this would be a doozie to explain to a boss)

i mean the solution is to get one of these funky little fellows but iirc they are very much uncool on the domestic pet market in my area since there are problems with them becoming invasive in florida, and georgia's dnr laws are... Incredibly Stupidly Written right now

so i just donate to APOPO instead

sometimes you just tab back in to find your character safely ensconced in a cat man's bara titty

#ffxiv shadowbringers spoilers:

new and updated amaurot.gif

hey look, it's everyone's favourite eorzean animal-girl, uhhhh *looks at smudged writing on hand* Catastrophe Jeanne!

on this note, how many levels of extra is it when you start making your own bootleg ripoffs of your OC

this one, but we just steal it and now it's not about war bonds

it's about voting rolls, and actually going to vote, and emphasizing that every "foreign" name is also an american

or this one. "sow the seeds of victory - eliminate food deserts - every garden a fed family"

It's Fine It's Out Of Copyright Probably Let's Just Steal It

concept:

1. a lot of ww1 propaganda, regardless if you agree with its political purpose and intent, is pretty nice art

2. because of this, we should steal it and make it relevant to modernity

example: imagine this but it's "care for her by supporting trans rights", featuring a transwoman front and center as a fighter who deserves and needs your support

hap catgrill o'clock #ffxiv

for real tho it's my favourite red lipstick, the color is just GORGEOUS when you want to vamp it the fuck up https://www.geekchiccosmetics.com/joystick-curiosity-for-crime.html

i am a much more pleasant person in ffxiv after a fucken nap

so today i actually came as close to turbobitch mode in ffxiv as i think i ever have, given that i then immediately vote dismissed the dude when we wiped again

but honestly. 3 packs of mobs straight to the 2nd boss in aurum vale. you can do that when you're soloing at 80. not so much when you and the healer are both baby sprouts. ya fuckin chungus.

good news is that i'm feeling ok enough to type in roulettes

bad news is that i'm feeling ok enough to type in roulettes

i wonder how badly the sleep tracker on this app will go with my dog in the bed with me too LOL

anyway

good night fediverse

looking at my pile of commissions, it's also time to share some pics of Garbageboy Stinkman aka my stupid au fic darth vader

don't tell the rest of the folder but i think these two pieces, from minttu and a tumblr friend hnery, may be my favourite

cw'd for eye contact for the first one. i have the actual physical sketch and idk where to hang it up lol

LOOK AT MY CATGRILL. LOOK. AT. MY. BEAUTIFUL. DAUGHTER. LOOK AT HERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

done by blockmind.tumblr.com and voidshards.tumblr.com!

well at least my catgirl is cute.

i know it's very petty, but one of the pet peeves i have in ffxiv that makes my blood pressure skyrocket

is when i'm in alliance roulette and i'm second or third on aggro from pumping out dps while rezzing people left and right

and then i die to some attack, or get down to low health

and i can look up and see both of the healers spamming stone gormlessly instead of healing/rezzing me

it uh

well.

Well!

anyway, thank you for attending harp's angrey hour. please have this vaporwave ffxiv screenshot as compensation for your time.

i've found the best website on the internet. http://onemillionpats.com/