Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

so if you've been interested but on the fence about ffxiv, can i just say

shadowbringers is not just the best expansion pack i have ever played in any mmorpg

it may be one of the best video games i've ever played, *period*. like, it's arm wrestling fallout new vegas. it is That Good.

i got myself a present of the vaporwave flowers i mean hydrangea corsage to celebrate finally finishing shadowbringers and y'all

look at this

it perfectly mirrors the caller's sleeve fading from pink to blue, as i have obnoxiously dyed it pink awhile ago

I'm A Fuckin Genius. #ffxiv

it's literally at the bottom of every part of the site y'all

take care and be wise

but taking care and being wise also means knowing how settlements work under united states law.

i'm not going to say businesses don't interfere with settlements against them being paid out - they absolutely do. but the key word there is INTERFERE. it is a key part of jurisprudence that the company who did wrong does not get to hand out settlements to people to compensate for damages they caused.

stab bunny time. #ffxiv #lookatmycatgirloclockservicewillresume #weinterruptforlookatmybunegurlspecial

don't wanna forget it's a very important guide #ffxiv

anyway here's me catgrill because i don't think i posted this one here

shadowbringers spoilers bc it's taken inside a dungeon. also you can tell because thancred is just hanging out awkwardly in the back since there's not a "dude go stand there away from me while i have a photoshoot" mode

one act tragedy

time to soothe my own raging jackassery by watching trashy reality tv and being a very angry stab rabbit

(see following illustration for what very angry stab rabbit is)

so basically, in summary, i am this mood as presented by mads mikkelsen.

at least i fucking splurged this month i guess

there's some powerful personalities out there today in coerthas y'all #ffxiv

as the heatwave hits both america and europe, this is a handy infographic to pass around

people who are elderly, young, or chronically ill are more susceptible to this!

many head meds (SSRIs, etc) make this more likely as well!

heatstroke can also come with confusion and other mental symptoms. if you see someone who is warm to the touch, not sweating, and acting oddly in this heat (especially if in categories of ppl at risk) - please help get them medical attention! heatstroke can kill!

i may mainly want this for like

ok you see this following comic?

now please imagine it is a lanky gerudo fella sneaking into bed with his metamors and being very proud of himself for not waking either of the hylians up (link and zelda are absolutely woken up at 4am for this but are too polite to say anything)

(sidon slept thru it tho)
(somehow)

i have begun Enstickering my purse hooks

first pass.... done..... pearl and marina are uhhhh a little big but it's fine it's fine. it's fine

thinking of a comment hours earlier

i can't help but see this painting as a prototypical MRA gamergater fuckface. we've known - *men* have known, after all, a man painted this - for a long time that some shit is just plain boorish. it's just not done.

and so from Berthold Woltze - The Irritating Gentleman. cw for eye contact.

an essential and evergreen #ffxiv mood

well, based on crystal structure, it looks like vauthry's...................

.............

....................................pretty salty ( https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/sodium_chloride#/media/File:Salt-cristalls.jpg )

#ffxiv

in which janine discovers there's no such thing as sleeping in on the weekends when you've got TWO pets clamoring to be fed now #ffxiv

here's also the blank without the writing on it, just in case uhhh... anyone in the #splatoon2 / #splatoon tags need

the 'you stop that' velma but with a splattershot and Pissed Off

teams where everyone is running missiles and spams them constantly in splatoon:

and now, a tragedy in three parts