Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

who needs a heating pad for cramps when you have a dog?

(dog i love you but this is slightly inconvenient. #hollypls )

so in conclusion, please see attached vintage fucking meme, i'm gonna go cry for no reason and/or play splatoon.

and to all of the medical establishment willfully ignoring the effects of hormonal birth control, and synthetic hormones, on the mental health of women.... who refuse to listen to such things and refuse to advocate for patients to be properly warned....

🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 ❗

"i can be brave and actually be on my period," i say, bracing myself for pain. "i can show the doctor i'm a good patient! i can tough this out!"

my depression, ready to slam dunk me into the Cry All The Time pit:

i debated about what team to be on in the #splatoon2 #splatfest that is upcoming

then i remembered

defending the honor of the house of waffle is in my blood

apparently 'jizz harmonica' is the new meme and all i can think of is this

well. who is responsible for this rule34 headline

note to self: at some point draw a #splatoon2 character in homage to Alexander McQueen as worn by Shalom Harlow with that bit where she came out in a white dress and was spray-painted by two robotic arms https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13oZsD-t4s

bc that moment is honestly just like

hashtag iconic

also a reason you should get into the secret world and write fanfiction of it: it's REALLY fun to write fake lore/buzzing intros.

...

if you consider "cherrypicking obscure bjork lyrics and then niffling about on wikipedia for terminology" to be fun, anyway

they've also cheerfully announced that at halftime they're going to wheel in the portable baptismal font and do baptisms as the halftime show!!!!!

....

Y ' A L L .

so not that i've felt at home in my home church for a good long while (what with the pastor i knew and respected retiring), but the escalation of twittery has gone above and beyond here and i think i may be about to stroke out and/or rush in somewhere with a whip and pull a bit of this kinda thing

i've probably messed up the threading there at some point so uh. as an apology for spamming up timelines, please accept this corgi getting his ruffle wuffled

so yeah, it's not exactly tearing down the berlin wall here.

but i will say that seeing my big articuno flap its way behind me (and utterly demolish the 8th pokemon gym)?

feels pretty good.

...i finally did what my 10-year-old self would beat herself up for messing up for years.

...i found articuno.

and i remembered all those years of feeling ashamed because i screwed it up and missed out on one of my favourite pokemon.

and then, the other night, i was meandering my way through the Seafoam cave, grumbling about block puzzles into my pillow as i was getting ready to sleep, i hopped up on my eevee's surfboard thinking i had found a way through, and....

it's time for grandma harp to tell a story, children.

yesterday i rectified a mistake and finally had a gaming achievement that was 20 years in making. #PokemonLetsGo
#gatherrounditsstorytime #pokemon

great british bake-off smut.

DON'T EAT IT MARY IT'S A BAD BAKE

PLEASE LOOK AT JUNIE... HE'S A VERY GOOD EEVEE.... YOUR EEVEES ARE ALSO VERY GOOD EEVEES TOO

realtime footage of me arriving into the splatoon tag on fan fiction dot net