Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

this is where i could get on my soapbox again, spurred by @CornishRepublicanArmy@hellsite.site 's own star wars thoughts

but it's just gonna be me applying this song to the prequel era jedi order more and more emphatically

FINALLY PAINTED ME CLAWS this is the longest i've ever grown them out without them breaking!! THANK YOU NAIL OIL

one hand presented with flash, one without, mostly because in the one without you can see my dog staring at me expectantly because i was saying 'cheese' to make the cameraphone take a picture

still quite messy but the liquid latex helps a tad

i would say that the real important thing that happens that arc is that Mon Mothma, somewhat accidentally, pulls rank hard on shit-au-Vader in a way that makes it clear in his mind that she is the one 'holding his leash'

because you can't write darth vader unless you admit that he has a massive chip on his shoulder labeled CLASS ISSUES and - wait no where are you all going wait come back QUICK HERE'S ANOTHER COMMISSION THIS TIME BY JAKFACE CW FOR EYE CONTACT,

to confirm how fully i'm on my bullshit again, it is time for another commission from my pile of commissions i've gotten of my awful au darth vader from my pet fanfiction

this one, by tankens.tumblr.com gets a cw for eye contact of the "oh you just fucked up" variety AND for blood! IT IS VERY GOOD.

very petty whinge before i go off to shower etc.:

i thought i had been so clever, building two sheds in stardew valley, so i can put more casks in to age wine BUT NO. casks only work in YOUR BASEMENT. and it only let me know this until after i had made and placed a bunch and was all "nope sorry can't put anything in these here"

GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.

i wish there was a 'break down' option in stardew valley so i could recoup the materials a little but oh well, i'll just make them keg and jam houses

oh hey something that actually holds up in #harpsbadoldart

this is the second commander shepard i have floating around, Indira Shepard

yes that IS an n7 saree

moments after this at some official function, udina made some comment about how "it's not a fancy dress party, she should leave the costume at home" that Indira overheard, and Liara spent the next 15 minutes holding her girlfriend back from Violence because That's Frowned On At Functions Where Champagne Is Served

some quick doodles of my WoW character, tho as of 2013 i'd mostly stopped playing

Harpalyce Bearwarden is why i go by harp most of the time online lmao

at this point in time i think i'd started drawing her with a little bit of boob but mostly muscle. my running gag has always been for her that she's near to flatchested, bowlegged, and takes a shower maybe once every couple of years, so is the direct opposite of the sexy lady night elf seen on screen lmao #harpsbadoldart

cw'd for more titties, but here's an OC i have floating around

say hello to Galatea, because scyllae are kind of underrated and underrepresented as mythological creatures go. also the comedy of her trying to 'pass' as 'just a normal human wearing a really big hoop skirt that barks sometimes' is great #harpsbadoldart

Matriarch Iroh is even more of a delight

mostly bc i just imagine her meeting her actual canon counterpart and going

"hmm well yes this is all very cool, but can you do THIS?", as shown in picture

and iroh of course going "holy shit that's fucking amazing you're your own tea table"

"HELL YEAH IT'S GREAT"

who of course grows up into Matriarch Zuko

who is the perfect example of "asari matriarch that is lovely most of the time, it takes a lot to truly piss her off. however GOD FUCKING HELP YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF"

also asari zuko immediate post-finale, cw'd for bandages and a titty out because sometimes after beating your sister you end up limping back to the normandy with your chest held together with medigel and your quarian buddy Ka'tara freaking out about it, it's fine, it's fine

hello everyone, it's #harpsbadoldart o'clock because i'm distracted and diving thru shit

atla/mass effect is not a crossover that particularly makes sense, but can i just offer a counterpoint:

asari zuko

it appears from the timeline that about 80% of people are having some sort of mental breakdown tonight so oeerr

fediverse, may i offer you a capybaras in this trying time

OH RIGHT I SAW SOMETHING LATE LAST NIGHT

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz you are likely way ahead of me here but, hear me out:

meloetta mint

i mean look! look at this shit! look at how fucking fun it is!!!

cw for eye contact but also it's a teeny tiny paint roller you put on your highlighter with HOW GREAT IS THAT

i'd get in on the custom mtg card thing that @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online is doing, but quite frankly, i have no idea how magic the gathering do, so i have made my own card for myself representing my usual level of strategy and skill in card games

star wars gets treated a little more gently in that i will actually go through the buffet.

harry potter increasingly gets the treatment as exemplified from the following reference

my shoulder: hey it feels like this muscle might not go into a horrid cramp immediately

me: oh i can actually get you to relax you say??? let's try some trigger point self-massage!

my shoulder:

i should probably stop mother hen-ing at people so hard but in my defense:

i'm specifically having a looksee at these, because the more molded/contoured would be perhaps a little bit nicer to hold

since basically what i want is 'ok pro controller but just completely obliterate the middle so i can stretch'

so today's Adventures In Makeup (selfies, cw for eye contact) (first one looks weird because it was without flash/fill lighting from phone lol)

i think the magnetic eyeliner is going to work really well! especially if i can trim a bit on the ends. it doesn't want to stay magnetized at the tips but i think that's because those are two points where i haven't applied it as well. also you can squidge it back down as needed if it starts getting weird