Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

but i'm just sayin', i feel that there's a rich vein of jokes to be mined by someone more appropriate to pick up that pickaxe about how Hexadecimal is downright a patron saint in some corners of Mastodon, given that Mastodon is 80% transbians who work in tech

that's got to be as far as my cis ass goes but. it's definitely there my friends

pictured below, with eye contact kinda: Hexadecimal. i feel like one picture will do most of the illuminating if you're totally lost on this concept

just in case y'all thought i was kidding with the "irresponsible amount of stickers"

listen it's a great painting technically and has many other merits but every time i see this particular version of Ophelia from Hamlet i crack the fuck up

i mean look at her face

that is not "the sweet release of death overtakes me". that is "oh.. my FUCKING god. bruh. BRUH. are you FUCKING KIDDING ME, hamlet? are you kidding me, hammie-wammie? just tossed in a bath bomb!! ohhh my god. okay, you've got the three minutes it'll take me to get out of here before i wreck your shit. fuck."

as for how my shoulder is feeling and my general vibe for this morning, please see attached picture for a summary

i mean, i feel like i'm 3/4 of the way there. if you push over that soapbox so i can climb on it, i can get started explaining how you cannot understand anakin skywalker/darth vader as a character without recognizing the massive class issues and related trauma that he, as a former slave boy, carries with him, see i have it all written down here -

i also have pinned these two things which i feel mastodon will appreciate

and now, a summary of myself, based on the top four memes i've posted to my channel on a discord full of friends

and now, a #lolitafashion meme.

anyway this was all kicked off by random shuffle bringing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GqfbAWqbX0I up - which is a much more like... placid, chill song, kinda sad with a kernel of hope in the middle, since it's a "life is tough but i'm going to make it through this" tune

and realizing Ah Shit, There's The Voice Of That Minor Character I Just Drew

i mean look down at her, and then listen to the female vocalist, and tell me it don't fit but perfect

(basilisk voice) hey

and finally, the one i don't need to cw is also the one i ended up drawing the most competently, likely because this is a completely original character made up to fill a minor role for a few chapters at most

Sakuraso is the tough-as-nails lady warrior rounding up the sensible bit of the yiga clan by yelling "fucking HELL you guys i think we lost the fucking war TWICE OVER NOW can we PLEASE go surrender instead of doing DUMB STUNTS"

cw more emphatically for gore (scarring, eye trauma scribbled in)

fionnan (yes i got the double n in the wrong place) is the ganon-this-incarnation-pulled-a-parthuurnax good-guy who has had a real shit time being continuously tortured to act as appropriate bait anchoring calamity ganon together for the last thousand-odd years

he could use a cup of tea and one of those trauma blankets, honestly. he'll settle for a hug or just quiet acceptance as he cry-shakes like an abused chihuahua for a bit

did i have an art tag? who knows. #oopsiarted was my tumblr one so good enough here

right this is all in my maybe-will-write-eventually botw fic idea

link and zelda are both impossible to draw

link is sporting some "yeah, calamity ganon tried to melt my face off with malice-acid, and made my hairstyle asymmetrical, but i'm too fucking stubborn to cut my hair" looks

zelda has a Sensible Braid.

cw for gore-ish? badly drawn burns on face idk

while it makes me laugh it's gonna butter Somebody's parsnips out there, and now thanks to rule 34, it has spontaneously generated somewhere just ready to be found

you're welcome, citizens! my work here is doooone

anyway i was going to post these 30 minutes ago but then i got distracted and forgot i was doing that so!

the Enstickering Continues

it's nnnnearing completion i think. there are only a couple obvious 'bald spots' and i ordered some tiny stickers which i hope will be able to take care of those

so what y'all think of my new #lolitafashion coord

(they say it's part of their summer yukata collection but we all know... with that cut... and that amount of lace.... it's some wa lolita)

i don't mean to imply that getting a new diagnosis is a bad thing, or that having a diagnosis is a bad thing, by the way

i have a bit of a tangled ball of personal feelings alongside knowing with head-smarts that dx'ing is good, it is valuable information, it means solidarity and solutions

but uhhhh my dudes, heart-dumb means that this meme is Very True

i have never played a Devil May Cry game but through osmosis of hearing friends talk about it, i can guarantee you that this has happened, if not on a daily basis, in the kitchen when the star characters of said video game go to cook.

they absolutely have a plastic skellingtom hand for pasta stirring. V's probably the one making the melodramatic snapchats while Dante is using it to toss the pasta at the wall to see if it's done yet

PLEASE FUCKIN OBSERVE THIS AMAZING FASHION ITEM I JUST FOUND https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33036006546.html?spm=a2g0o.detail.1000015.1.4a67461433C3tP&scm=1007.14452.136271.0&scm_id=1007.14452.136271.0&scm-url=1007.14452.136271.0&pvid=968600a5-482b-4e5f-83cc-449d15b9c426&s=p

AND THE LAST GROUP

the ghastly is probably the best out of all of them. i live in a college town so i had to make it Extra Spoopy.

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