Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@boobs_idiot@octodon.social this is true and you should say it

do i go with bjork like i have on discord or do i keep with the wigglytuff theme for extra yoom-tah power??? this is probably the most important decision i've ever made in my entire life

aw shit y'all i just noticed that you can have your icon be a GIF oh my GOODNESS

today, coming home sweaty, exhausted, and shaking, i know... i must train harder for my people's version of the noble marathon, or even a 5k.....

............................the target run.

,,,,stop looking at me like that i'm a basic-ass white bitch and i know it okay

but also seriously finger please cease this

the pointer finger of my left hand has been twitching all day... it's mildly aggravating. do i need to hose myself down with more magnesium spray, or is this just the #tumblr withdrawal shakes

so far upon hitting 30 i have determined that adulthood is:

1. making phone calls you don't want to make

2. being alarmed that things are more expensive than you thought they were

3. searching for a comfortable chair

that's about it really

@kara@witchcraft.cafe that's entirely fair LOL, my dad's been dodging clouds down here in georgia all the way and i can only assume seattle is even worse! but from what i see people are having good luck observing it so you should be able to look forward to a treat when on vaycay :>

@alimcgowen although we all exist in these corporate-driven spaces, it doesn't make the connections we made and the things we did any less important, you know? it's hard to deal with a corporation deciding a place that was so important to you as 'no longer profitable'. it's ok to mourn that. and to mourn the fact that life just isn't as simple as it was so many years ago. it's hard. i wish i had a better fix other than to say remember to be kind to yourself. it's ok to be upset about this. <3

@alimcgowen (hello stranger let me just wander in here) - honestly i feel you deeply. one of the things that makes digital spaces really hard is that they're digital, you know? it's ephemeral. it was so real to us and so important to us, but now it can all disappear so quickly. it's not like a building where you can save a brick or even an old sketchbook, but instead it's just gone. that's hard. and it's okay to let yourself be upset about that.

@kara@witchcraft.cafe (oh hey, something i actually kinda know about indirectly) - my father's had some good success observing it lately! iirc he actually suggests looking at it before 'peak time', when there's not a fuller moon to muck things up. (idk where that is in current timeline tho.) definitely worth pulling out some binoculars and seeing if there's a hole in the clouds even before you head out on vacation!

EXCUSE ME MA'AM IS THAT A COOKIE? I'M AFRAID I NEED TO SEE THAT MA'AM IT'S VERY IMPORTANT THAT I INSPECT THAT GINGER SNAP IMMEDIATELY #dog #pupper #idontunderstandhashtagsyetsorry #hollypls (....as pupper's name is holly)

OH NOTIFICATIONS I HAVE THEM WOW THAT IS WHAT WENT PWIP PROBABLY! thank you for the warm welcomes and boosts, @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online , @Leaf@fandom.ink , @staticsafe@mastodon.zombocloud.com , @zac , @whiiskers and especially @maple !

"is this what my feed is going to be now," some of you may be wondering, "just a confused wigglytuff internet-grandmaing all over the server", and i'm afraid the answer is probably yes. to make up for it please have a werther's original and this picture of my dog being unimpressed with eevees