Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

like it's very nice but we can just call it modern jazz i'm pretty sure. it's ok jazz is nice! it can just be jazz. it doesn't have to be "lofi and chillhop" it can be just jazz

so i curiously clicked on "24/7 Christmas Lofi & Chillhop Radio" even tho i usually listen to city pop radio and guys

is lofi and chillhop just a variant of jazz? because this feels like a variant of jazz. i think it's just jazz y'all

anyhoodle i think my #christmas spirit is finally kicking in but uh... (looks at calendar) if we could insert, like, another week, it'd be really nice, as it is this particular mood souffle is not going to have enough time to rise before we gotta yank it out of the oven

it's not a moral issue for a lot of this stuff - i mean there are kinks where definitely, you can get into a moral quagmire, but i'm saying there's things where we just have to get off that train of thought at an earlier stop. it's sad and frustrating, but kink MUST be safe. IT MUST BE. it's okay for a kink to live only in fiction and in the mind's eye with the knowledge it's just too dangerous to do in real life.

seriously tho, from your local health and safety domme, there are some kinks that just have to live in fantasy y'all. breathplay/choking may be very appealing, but it can go wrong so quickly, with brain cell death, stroke risk, etc. it's just got to be something you take off the table, the same way "cane/paddle strikes go on the butt, away from this area, always, because a kidney punch is not good play."

@boisdevache@guineapig.party thank you for succinctly encapsulating my mood today, as i, a bleary-eyed nooblet, stumble into the federated timeline and am very confused

the doomsday clock of me getting banned from r/justnoMIL moves ten minutes closer to midnight today as i drop by to give an off-topic worried reminder that while it's none of your MIL's fuckin business.....your local health and safety domme would like to remind everyone that breathplay/choking is basically impossible to do 100% safely, and very easy to get wrong in ways that cause permanent damage, so PLEASE DON'T, LEAVE IN FANTASIES

me: all right!! time to keep the good energy from up and continue doing work and keep it rolling on sweetdisabled.com when i wake up in the morning!

me, at 1pm: HHHGNGNHH.... GGHHNRH.... HNNG?

all other pokemon? good. valid. i may think they are ugly but every single one is special in their own way.

EXCEPT FOR JYNX. if anyone actually sincerely likes jynx, FUCKING RUN

this will sound like a shitpost but it's actually serious advice:

if anyone, ANYONE says their favourite pokemon is jynx, DO 👏 NOT 👏 TRUST 👏 THAT 👏 MOTHERFUCKER, take a fucking scalpel as quickly as possible and excise that person and their influence from your life. yeet them into the fucking sun

@Teddibehr wigglytuff tied with eevee and all eeveelutions for favourite

honestly all pokemon are good pokemon

EXCEPT FOR MY LEAST FAV, WHICH WOULD ALL DO US A FAVOR IF THEY WERE JUST ERASED FROM EXISTENCE: jynx.

ok so the last time i knew what i was doing website-wise was hand coding html for my neopets's webpages... all i've done is port over content, not bashed it into pretty shape yet... however.... YOOOOOOOOOO GUESS WHAT DOMAIN NAME I FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.sweetdisabled.com/ I'M A DOT FUCKING COM NOW BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🍾 🎉 🍾 ❗ ❗ #lolitafashion #spoonie SORRY BOTH THOSE TAGS ARE COMING WITH 💖 ❗

@4threset ouch oof ow my heart 😭 BEAUTIFUL work

@whiiskers of course! 💖 and when i do, i'll get back to updating my ffxiv blog (calamityjanine.tumblr.com) too ^0^

@whiiskers ty lol, it happens! fortunately i think i'm just about poised for a comeback but you know how it is. gotta recharge sometimes lol

@whiiskers I FEEL YOU... even if i'm still like... direly low on the particular spoons to do so

tfw you have fun roleplaying and then burn out hard after your guild leader doesn't give you any of the promised help or even recognition and gets shocked and offended when you don't want to just stick around to be a punching bag.... a tale as old as fucken time lol