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or warframe! warframe and candlenights specials go together like... um.... something? anyway gotta go get crimmas pressies from momma lotus, so

@gazimoff this is true!

but thankfully this is just more me seeing something roll past my federated timeline. i also know there's no way to ask "uh hey dude is this a funny or is this you in trouble" and have it not be a disaster, so, i think the better part of valour is queueing up another podcast and playing more splatoon LOL

and once more i face an awkward bit of being in a new corner of the internet and not knowing the general population all that well:

Is This A Genuine Moment Of Mental Health Crisis, Or Is It A Shitpost

@biholy i will gladly accept all rattie blessings, may you be blessed with many yogurt drops πŸ’–

@biholy it IS pretty darn fun!! altho i haven't rpd on masto yet, if you need some help on where to start, feel free to come give me a poke :>

@Ross that's when you put some icing squiggles on them and say you've done christmas ornaments :D

i expect folks who see this in will probably be very confused but who knows maybe one of the wee ones will go to wikipedia and learn 'em a thing

anyway this is a good sign to take a break and draw some topical seasonal cheer since i haven't updated my little picture thing since last splatfest

are there some like pros playing or something because Holy Shit. i just got my face stomped into the dirt about 5-6 times in a row. i mean i'm proud of my individual contribution, i've been coming in 2nd or so for team stats, but OOF. OUCH. OW. MY FACE. MY DELICATE SQUIDKID FACE.

my absolute greatest personal failing is 

@troubleMoney if you REALLY wanna tut, look up a recipe for southern sweet tea and note just how much sugar we pack into that sucker

it's cool that other people like it but i just don't really like tea that much personally lol

this is going to bite me in the ass when i start going to my first meetups

but

i think that's why god invented bubble tea, so,

cue every single uncle iroh figure on this fediverse going HOW DARE YOU

my absolute greatest personal failing is 

that most tea is just gross to me. it's just hot leaf water. unless it has a very overpowering taste and i've dumped a shitton of sugar into it, i don't want it, and all green tea is too hecking bitter anyway

BDSM shitposting 

[the hot femme fatale has turned on Bond. After a scuffle, Bond is subdued and cuffed to the hotel bed they've been sharing]
Bond: [looks at cuff appraisingly] hm. This feels weird without my collar and leash
Femme Fatale: ...what
Bond: what

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