@nierautomata that's it that's the game everybody
obviously therefore the best #secretworld merch i can acquire is just the Bees? card from cards against humanity
could do with a council of venice pin for my bag, though.
because, realistically, that's where i'd end up if the secret world was real. crying in a library about mold getting on the books, and also crying because everybody else won't stop fighting for like five minutes to save the world
illuminati? well, for one thing, i AIN'T illuminaughty, but also using THAT symbol means drastically higher chance someone takes me dead serious and stabs me to death in a parking lot while i cry IT'S A COMPUTER GAME PLEASE MY BLOOD! YOU'RE STABBING OUT ALL MY BLOOD AAAAA.
and well, the dragon, the dragon is just sort of proof that not every faction can be a winning concept, it's just a fallen souffle of yellow peril and Confucian quotes. embarrassing.
sure, in game i may be proudly If It Ain't Red It's Dead, but no way in hell am i actually going to go "whooo knights templar" irl. for one thing the symbol the templars use in-game has been taken over by neonazi fucks, and i'd rather gouge my own eyes out than do that particular crossed signal.
RT @RyanLizza@twitter.com
12-year-old explaining social media to his younger brother: “Twitter is where famous people yell at each other and Facebook is just for old people”
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/RyanLizza/status/1078662662114938881
this is... about the third time in the span of roughly a month and a half that my mother is having to be taken to the ER
thankfully, it's fixable, it's not super bad stuff. tonight is just because "diabetic + heart patient + puking all day => sorry lads time to go get IV anti-nausea meds and fluids", so i'm not going to panic. it's not a serious big bad.
but boy howdy is FAMILY MEMBER IN HOSPITAL one fuck of a sanity debuff
nsfw, ffxiv
@falsestars it's going to come up in a 45 minute long cutscene where elidibus is just like "UH, NO! THIS IS *MY* BODY NOW! I SAW HOW YOU'VE BEEN MISTREATING THIS COCK! FOR ZODIARK'S SAKE, YOUR FORESKIN IS IN ABSOLUTE RIBBONS" as elezenos chases him
anyway the duty is when zenos's dad mr emperor turns to the warrior of light and goes "for the love of fuck please just kill me. i can't stand witnessing any more of this. please." and the WoL nods stoically in agreement
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there 