Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

i should actually figure out how to have my profile here be a profile with like the little values filled in and stuff (like pronouns: she/her) instead of just a pile of words that i flung in one big lump while screaming in panic before running away at top speed

also the eensy spatula is really really useful so i don't gotta dig my grimy mitts right in thurr all the time.

ok the laneige lip mask is... really really nice 😍

really looking forward to using it overnight tonight!!! i've come to love the ginger sugar lip mask from aritaum, but honestly i'm glad the laneige one is more creamy and less sticky (i keep waking up with like. so much dog hair stuck to my lips. lmao) #kbeauty #skincare #yaithoughtthattagwortharedraftokshhh

@jake@cat-from-outer.space (seriously though, FATEs like that are fairly regular, so it will reoccur for sure. there are probably also people who can help you if you ask for help in /shout, which broadcasts to everyone in the same zone :> )

@jake@cat-from-outer.space the logic for getting such a minion is very simple, it's just following the crab cycle

@nierautomata that's it that's the game everybody

@edgedestroys@snouts.online can i just say, seeing all of this drift past, i am quite honestly impressed with the artistic dedication here of so many stickers at the ready

obviously therefore the best #secretworld merch i can acquire is just the Bees? card from cards against humanity

could do with a council of venice pin for my bag, though.

because, realistically, that's where i'd end up if the secret world was real. crying in a library about mold getting on the books, and also crying because everybody else won't stop fighting for like five minutes to save the world

illuminati? well, for one thing, i AIN'T illuminaughty, but also using THAT symbol means drastically higher chance someone takes me dead serious and stabs me to death in a parking lot while i cry IT'S A COMPUTER GAME PLEASE MY BLOOD! YOU'RE STABBING OUT ALL MY BLOOD AAAAA.

and well, the dragon, the dragon is just sort of proof that not every faction can be a winning concept, it's just a fallen souffle of yellow peril and Confucian quotes. embarrassing.

sure, in game i may be proudly If It Ain't Red It's Dead, but no way in hell am i actually going to go "whooo knights templar" irl. for one thing the symbol the templars use in-game has been taken over by neonazi fucks, and i'd rather gouge my own eyes out than do that particular crossed signal.

one of my most petty complaints: although i dearly love the writing in the secret world, it is painful to be a fan of it

yes mostly because of funcom's monetization strategies

but also because showing that i am a fan of it is Very Difficult due to Real Life Considerations

@Duende@snouts.online ....this is definitely making me think more about just casually sticking some deer antlers on my bear fursona

"harp, should you really be whining about how stressed out you are about *other people* going to the ER?"

listen here me and my anxiety disorder shall whine about whatever we got dam please, but also c'mon dude let me have a moment of screaming selfishly.

this is... about the third time in the span of roughly a month and a half that my mother is having to be taken to the ER

thankfully, it's fixable, it's not super bad stuff. tonight is just because "diabetic + heart patient + puking all day => sorry lads time to go get IV anti-nausea meds and fluids", so i'm not going to panic. it's not a serious big bad.

but boy howdy is FAMILY MEMBER IN HOSPITAL one fuck of a sanity debuff