nsfw, ffxiv
@falsestars it's going to come up in a 45 minute long cutscene where elidibus is just like "UH, NO! THIS IS *MY* BODY NOW! I SAW HOW YOU'VE BEEN MISTREATING THIS COCK! FOR ZODIARK'S SAKE, YOUR FORESKIN IS IN ABSOLUTE RIBBONS" as elezenos chases him
anyway the duty is when zenos's dad mr emperor turns to the warrior of light and goes "for the love of fuck please just kill me. i can't stand witnessing any more of this. please." and the WoL nods stoically in agreement
@Dayglochainsaw and then.
the first words out of my mouth are, in fact, a goof. "YEP THAT'D BE THE ANXIETY DISORDER, YOUR HONOR."
so, the moral here is: at least you weren't in court record with your anxiety being obvious as hell? could be worse?
@Dayglochainsaw if it makes you feel better, i had one of the most regrettable moments of my life in this very topic.
at the disability hearing, going before a judge, about to glitch out of my goddamn skin; in trying to hold it together, i was focusing on my one standard i was holding myself to: No Goofs. No Stupid Jokes. Only Serious.
sit down in front of the judge. he says, "you look nervous, are you okay, miss?"
and then.
why yes i did spend way too much on it thank you for asking!
it has 4 tables of random choices it pulls from, and of those
1. 6 options
2. 8 options
3. 16 options
4. 19 options (which is all the fortunes, natch)
someone else can do the math about how many unique results there are, my liberal arts brain says that your official answer is: A Lot!
anyway y'all want a silly thing? https://en.shindanmaker.com/854191 here u go. put in ur character's name, get what's in their holiday cracker. with fortune even! #ffxiv #ffxivrp
cw for me being fucking awful
@falsestars listen. we all know that zenos has a dick that is in tatters, because not only does he violently fuck his golf bag full of swords, he probably does so *multiple times a day*. It's Just Fact. it's the only logical conclusion we can make from 1. zenos, 2. zenos has a golf bag full of swords. it's gonna be in the next encyclopedia eorzea; yoshi-p told me so
anyway. putting stuff into motion. i realize that as a white person, wearing a qi lolita dress is treading on thin ice in #lolitafashion , and while a lot of my other stuff is going to be casual and slapdash, i want to make sure this one is more cohesive. i'm hoping the khaki of the brocade bg is a bit warmer irl, otherwise i'll look for a khaki bolero. gonna look for a khaki headbow as well to tie in the warmer brown of the shoes/purse. dunno about what leggings to wear with yet tho lol
@citrustwee it ceases to be a horror game at that point and then becomes a dating sim
facebook reminded me - it's a good time to remember the wonderful #CarrieFisher . take your meds, tell body-shamers to fuck off, and be aggressively positive as best you can through your struggles. rest easy, space mom, drowned in moonlight, strangled by your own bra.
Safer sex con panel, minor grumble.
@makyo@snouts.online definitely! getting with the con team is a great idea - that means next time they have you to point to as someone who wishes the panel was all ages, or open to teens. you might be able to help them brainstorm ideas for that, like splitting the one panel into two ^0^ (since i do believe in safe sex but ngl if i were at a panel about it with a 14 year old, it'd squick me the fuck out lmao, but the 14 year old still deserves to know about things)
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there