Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

see look at this.

i actually get what they were going for here. there IS a plate, but i think that the "joke" here in the presentation is actually cohesive, so i quite like it. (apparently it is parsnip honey confit, with chocolate sauce.)

the real sin here tho... the pot isn't edible!!! i feel like that's such a missed opportunity. it's like they started the joke but bungled the punchline a bit, and *that's* what bothers me

@maple on one hand, being a mastodon newbie, i feel a bit curious and compelled to figure out what's going on

but on the other hand, i'm getting the strong impression that the better part of valor here would be to just not even attempt to figure it out by delving into the nitty gritty.

so am i correct in that this is a "be glad you don't know what the fuck is going on, fortunate child, and keep scrolling" type situation

also i think that i need to detox on food snobbery somehow because i found a post of something being shamed on /r/wewantplates and actually.... found it quite charming and a good presentation

/r/ooer is basically the most best sub on reddit and i never post there because you can't improve on perfection.

now that computerfairi.es has bbcode, who will be the first to make their posts properly in the style of https://www.reddit.com/r/Ooer/

it is........ https://picrew.me/image_maker/3595/ icon maker time

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@cosmicrose@queer.party solution (because i also understand this. i ain't really a nsfwey furry but cloacas are my limit) - wolpertinger or skvader fursona with magpie wings!

@spongebob these are EXCELLENT and BEAUTIFUL FRIENDS and thank you for posting these fancy fellas

https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/grandma-pruit-s-vinegar-pie/ i actually really really want to make this sometime, because this definitely reads like a depression era recipe that has stuck around (probably for good reason?? but LET'S SEE)

like how does the vinegar react in there..... what is the end result like.....

https://www.tasteofhome.com/collection/vintage-church-cookbook-desserts/view-all/?trkid=psoc-toh-fbppc-30churchdessert-desk&utm_medium=fbtoh30churchdessertdesk&fbclid=IwAR1CeEnjUZ_SYQf13BeAem5EmA0E9KPZbbfBSXdUV2wjjmLUpRj-VLuRJnA honestly i want to try some of these

desserts from the church cookbook. it's just. it's my culture. it calls to the mayonnaise coursing through my veins

i feel like i just found an article that exemplifies a part of WASP culture

there's no parfait emoji but i feel like there should be. or like an ice cream sundae. 🍨 will do i guess.

in conclusion

🌔 🍨 🍓

it was a very lovely strawberry parfait moon out there tonight

🌔 🍓

@shaderphantom but also yeah a lot of em are just white supremacists lmao

it's fundamentally a viewpoint of "i just want to be at the controls of the oppression machine" versus "what if we didn't have the machine you guys? what if we dismantled this thing"

@shaderphantom honestly i think a lot of it is that TERFs fundamentally think "oh, we can do that better than them!" as they look at the patriarchy, so instead of a bunch of cishet dudes being in love with their own dicks, it's a bunch of cishet women being in love with their own cunts in a way that is really regrettable

(it also leaves infertile cishet women in the cold but since when have TERFs been worried about hurting innocent people in the fray)