Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online ............this is an example of me being like terminally cishet, i was like "hen unboxing? omg chickens?? did you do that thing where you can just like ORDER A BOX OF CHICKS is it baby peepers time????????????"

DAMN that is a good-ass remix

hey

it's music time

https://youtu.be/nqFWM2AjqXY

today on #splatoon2 i really need a button for "i swear to god this is not l'appel du vide, it's me having a senior moment"

WHOOOOOOO WANTS TO SPEND A LOT OF MONEY BRIBING THIS COMPANY TO TAKE A CUSTOM SIZE TO GET THIS DRESS FOR ME https://www.lolitawardrobe.com/arcadian-deer-nightmare-at-daybreak-classic-gothic-lolita-op-dress-note-will-be-ready-for-shipping-in-december_p5166.html #lolitafashion

heyo #spoonie masto folks

does anyone know of a website that lets you look up, per (US) zip code, a barometric pressure forecast and retrospective?

like maybe "here's what it is now, in the middle of the past 3 days, and predictions for next 3 days" or something?

i feel like this sort of graph display + prediction MUST be around somewhere because it's such common weather data, but i just can't google-fu it

especially not with my shoulder hurting lol

but also i may be a little strange in comparison but i genuinely find rough english just... really charming a lot of times

other people may make fun of it when it's obviously someone's second language but i just find it absolutely fucking delightful

like someone is obviously taking such great care doing *me* the service of catering to *my* language preference, and when english is such a fucking nonsense language to boot

i have all the patience in the world for that!!!

i will say though there's something that i find endlessly charming, in that asian #lolitafashion sellers often address you as "sweetie" and so forth to indicate the vibe they're going for, even in things like customer service

and as a southerner this is delightful

a random dude calling me sweetie? BANNED. ILLEGAL. TO BE REBUFFED WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.

a lolita fashion seller addressing me as 'sweetie' around language barrier? BEAUTIFUL. BLESSED. LOVELY.

i know the answer is very reasonably "since it's all custom it's taking awhile, here's an update" in all honesty but still

want lacey :( want frills :( where frill :(

i feel bad bothering the customer service lady because she is SO sweet

but also lolitawardrobe where my dresses :( i ordered in september :( where :( im want be lacey

@TartanGenerator this hurts my eyes to look at

i fucking love it

egg............................................. https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/egg-egg?fbclid=IwAR0FFGZ6Z4yU6Duepe2K9y3qJWiP2mRdZ_Ev8KWjezoQcbrAS8XQC8KeJxg

signs i'm not cut out to be a true beauty guru:

it has taken me several months to realize the brand is "guerlain", not "girl on"

yes i DID just find an artist i have lowkey admired from afar on tumblr and i DID just retoot a whole bunch of stuff and NO i will not apologise for it