Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

http://chainsawsuit.com/comic/2016/11/29/thanks-for-reading/ anyway, see comic for further details

note:

while 'sudden new pain of 'bout an 8' is something that most of the time i very much encourage other people to go to the ER for

in my case i know the PCOS diagnosis means... it's probably a cyst on that ovary

and there's not really much in the way of treatment other than "welp, um, good luck with that"

plus i can only get pain med from my pain med doc, so

i'm gonna just stay at home

so while i'm very glad that i had a couple extra pain pills 'saved up' from my last regular refill, and i have permission to 'double up' the occasional dose from my doc,

WOW, OK, OK OVARY, I GUESS YOU'RE JEALOUS THE SHOULDER IS GETTING ATTENTION HUH????

ABSOLUTELY FUCK OFF WITH THAT

seriously, the vagueness of secret world lore entries is the only time i think i've really enjoyed that sort of vague, dancing-around-things, speaking-in-references sort of writing.

it very much emphasizes that these messages are coming from something that is... https://wiki.crygaia.org/view/Lore:The_Buzzing not human and has trouble thinking human-ey.

and it's thoughtful enough that it still makes sense. it's not nonsense without purpose. it's carefully planned.

fuckin love that shit

anyway, it's very fun to write intros to fake Secret World lore entries, simply because you get to pile on obscure references after wikipedia-diving for them.

but i'm also cheating by using bjork lyrics.

still fun tho.

https://wiki.crygaia.org/view/Lore is, btw, what i am trying to emulate (at least, the first entries, extended out). even if you don't give a shit about ever playing secret world, the lore entries are just a darn good time and some real nice reading.

dear NSA agent and/or person tracking wikipedia history:

i'm not a dumbshit i swear, nor am i up to some weird thing with these varied and many searches, i'm just finding a whole bunch of fuckin things i can reference because Secret World Lore Entry Intros Be Like That

i got a comment on this fic and i think "this is a very ambitious crossover" is polite commenter for "you are bugfuck crazy for attempting this"

BUT APPARENTLY, I AM SOMEHOW MAKING IT WORK ANYWAY

hey

it's bjork remix time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWd7Y31-jWQ

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online https://www.etsy.com/shop/WalloyaMorringShop here we go, come roll around screaming about that fox doll with me

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh my god iplehouse does pet dolls now FUCK

good thing i'm poor regardless..... (tho i have to admit i really like these russian bjd makers on etsy a lot more for animal dolls, hold on lemme find their link so you can join me in howling in agony at tfw no every doll)

here's also a good video to be reminded of today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFPLav3DYs

the one disadvantage of eyeglasses:

really hard to photograph my eyeshadow lewks

conversely, the advantage of eyeglasses:

nobody on the internet can see how i just.... don't blend shit

the eternal mood:

looking really cute then forgetting to take a pic of yourself when you finally trudge back home

but still

ANIME WATER DRESS WITH MANICURE TO MATCH AND CUTE NEW PURSE, tw: eye contact for the one with my face in it idk why the pic is on its side it's a mystery to everyone.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i hear in france they call it a battle royale with cheese

/idk why that pulp fiction reference decided it needed ti be a thing but here we are

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online FUCK MY BRAND

@monorail it's kind of aristotelian tbh

very little catharsis for the audience, but in the end it's a man brought low by his own hamartia, his own fatal flaw

i don't think having some sympathy for that is a bad thing, especially because when we see a tragedy we see the pattern that gets repeated (bringing other people, far more sympathetic, into suffering) - and that we can go "there but for fortune go i" about, too, tbh