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"intersectionality" 

@anarchiv i getchu now, cheers!

i'm too flinchy from non-mastodon spaces and was like "wait... are they saying all intersectionality is bad" for a hot second there but now i got the meaning of the scare quotes

"intersectionality" 

@anarchiv i may just be a random asshole passing by but it seems more like a shitty person problem than like... what intersectionality actually is

unless that's the point of the scare quotes, which i'm missing because of being a creature made of grumbling and pain medication right now

well my rogue ovary has decided that although it wants to hurt, it will at least settle for only hurting where it is and doing less of the 'pain down my thigh' business, so i got that going for me which is nice

The oldest known mammal species to evolve on Earth was a small shrew-like creature known as Juramaia sinensis which lived about 160 million years ago. Descended testicles are a mammalian trait thought to have been present in the earliest mammal species. So it's quite likely that anything 160 million years old is literally old as balls.

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health whining 

tfw you're all "you know i'd be pretty fine with this being a really bad ovarian torsion actually because then they'd actually have to go in there to fix it so why not just take my uterus while they're there huh"

in which a wigglytuff yells at her innards 

note:

while 'sudden new pain of 'bout an 8' is something that most of the time i very much encourage other people to go to the ER for

in my case i know the PCOS diagnosis means... it's probably a cyst on that ovary

and there's not really much in the way of treatment other than "welp, um, good luck with that"

plus i can only get pain med from my pain med doc, so

i'm gonna just stay at home

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in which a wigglytuff yells at her innards 

so while i'm very glad that i had a couple extra pain pills 'saved up' from my last regular refill, and i have permission to 'double up' the occasional dose from my doc,

WOW, OK, OK OVARY, I GUESS YOU'RE JEALOUS THE SHOULDER IS GETTING ATTENTION HUH????

ABSOLUTELY FUCK OFF WITH THAT

seriously, the vagueness of secret world lore entries is the only time i think i've really enjoyed that sort of vague, dancing-around-things, speaking-in-references sort of writing.

it very much emphasizes that these messages are coming from something that is... wiki.crygaia.org/view/Lore:The not human and has trouble thinking human-ey.

and it's thoughtful enough that it still makes sense. it's not nonsense without purpose. it's carefully planned.

fuckin love that shit

anyway, it's very fun to write intros to fake Secret World lore entries, simply because you get to pile on obscure references after wikipedia-diving for them.

but i'm also cheating by using bjork lyrics.

still fun tho.

wiki.crygaia.org/view/Lore is, btw, what i am trying to emulate (at least, the first entries, extended out). even if you don't give a shit about ever playing secret world, the lore entries are just a darn good time and some real nice reading.

dear NSA agent and/or person tracking wikipedia history:

i'm not a dumbshit i swear, nor am i up to some weird thing with these varied and many searches, i'm just finding a whole bunch of fuckin things i can reference because Secret World Lore Entry Intros Be Like That

i got a comment on this fic and i think "this is a very ambitious crossover" is polite commenter for "you are bugfuck crazy for attempting this"

BUT APPARENTLY, I AM SOMEHOW MAKING IT WORK ANYWAY

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online etsy.com/shop/WalloyaMorringSh here we go, come roll around screaming about that fox doll with me

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh my god iplehouse does pet dolls now FUCK

good thing i'm poor regardless..... (tho i have to admit i really like these russian bjd makers on etsy a lot more for animal dolls, hold on lemme find their link so you can join me in howling in agony at tfw no every doll)

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