Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

here's also a good video to be reminded of today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtFPLav3DYs

the one disadvantage of eyeglasses:

really hard to photograph my eyeshadow lewks

conversely, the advantage of eyeglasses:

nobody on the internet can see how i just.... don't blend shit

the eternal mood:

looking really cute then forgetting to take a pic of yourself when you finally trudge back home

but still

ANIME WATER DRESS WITH MANICURE TO MATCH AND CUTE NEW PURSE, tw: eye contact for the one with my face in it idk why the pic is on its side it's a mystery to everyone.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i hear in france they call it a battle royale with cheese

/idk why that pulp fiction reference decided it needed ti be a thing but here we are

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online FUCK MY BRAND

@monorail it's kind of aristotelian tbh

very little catharsis for the audience, but in the end it's a man brought low by his own hamartia, his own fatal flaw

i don't think having some sympathy for that is a bad thing, especially because when we see a tragedy we see the pattern that gets repeated (bringing other people, far more sympathetic, into suffering) - and that we can go "there but for fortune go i" about, too, tbh

note: you'll have to clean up the fallout underneath your eye but once it's on there it stays pretty well, my under-eyes are looking especially grungy because this was immediately after i had physical therapy and my mascara was being complainey + didn't use any under-eye concealer, just bb cream today

it looks impressive but is really quick to do, and would be v cute for st patrick's day, especially if you do your lids green

PRO MAKEUP HAXX:

to make people think you've spent much more time doing your eyeshadow than you actually have, get a large 'toothbrush' style brush and a rainbow highlighter, put down some glitter eyeshadow primer, and then load up the brush with rainbow highlighter and roll it onto your eye all at once, then do the lid itself some other color since that's where it's not gonna transfer too good and fill in the edges with a brush as needed

and BAM! RAINBOW!

(selfies with eye contact follow)

ahsoka: is.........................that a compliment

anakin, distantly, several rooms away: YOU KNOW IT AIN'T, SNIPS

ahsoka: HEY PADME I KNOW IT'S LIKE 8AM BUT I BROUGHT SOMETHING TO HELP ANAKIN

padme: wh-

ahsoka: IT'S A THERAPY DOG

padme: oh, that's -

ahsoka: and by therapy dog i mean someone was giving away puppies but it's very soft and good to pet and that's basically like therapy right?

padme: ...ahsoka, understand that i love you like my own adopted daughter

padme: but this is the most on-brand "anakin's padawan" thing you've ever done

honestly i've been chewing on this star wars plot bunny for awhile, which is equal parts Anakin whump (bc it's always a good time) and Let's Engineer A Situation Where PADME Gets To Be The Scary One On The Warpath For Justice,

with a side order of "me getting on a soapbox going 'y'all know the jedi order is fucked up right'"

but also

just to like

write this scene:

"will it help if we put some of that spray-on glitter dust in our hair too"

the answer is always yes tbh

"but i don't wANNAAAAA go to physical therapyyy tomorrowwwww"

"what if we use our new purse? y'know, the one that's shaped like a gameboy with holo angel wings and 'game over' on it?"

"buuuut...."

"we can wear our rainbow leggings, too. and that pair of pink combat boots with the angel wings, if you want."

"....whiiiiiiine"

"and our xbox controller resin charm necklace? y'know, the one that's a little glittery and pink?

"okaaaaaaaaay i guess if we do thaaaaaaat i can gooooo"

this probably says something about me, and that something is unflattering, but

a good 90% of my self-care is just me talking myself into shit with bribery like i'm a bratty toddler.

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh hey i actually might have broke-ass tips for nails

i feel like i've told them here before but like... simplynailogical is a very goofy youtuber but her tips for nail oil? legit

also bornpretty has pretty fuckin bomb prices on plain gel topcoats and chroming/holo/iridescent powders and liquid latex

and as somebody who has not so steady hands due to that spoonie life, liquid latex is... a fuckin gamechanger

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online oh also that face mask i tried that works super well and is fizzy and is like ten dollars on amazon for a big ol' horkin tub of it but it feels Extra Fancy because of being Foreign and K-Beauty Is All The Rage

i got that too

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online until that day would you like to come join me at the Broke-Ass Bitch Spa

i got some friends who are fucking wowed by the serums at the Dollar Tree (that are apparently ingredients-wise equivalent to $40+ ones and being flipped on ebay for that price and more), and i've been scoping out all the good shit on reddit about cheap makeup (apparently wet and wild is fucking killing it these days i gotta get in on that shit, their dupe for ABH Modern Romance is v nice...)