Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

"harp was that just an excuse to go 'hey everybody look at my cute dog'?"

,,,perhaps,

@monorail i know a holly who would disagree

but only because she's apparently trying to be a shrimp instead, in protest of the TRAVESTY that is ME NOT GIVING HER ALL MY COOKIES

broke: gender roles

woke: put babies into blankets that look like tortillas and garnish with things like https://www.guineapigmarket.com/lettuce-lounger so that they become burritos

i think i've hit upon my new Standard Baby Shower gift

it's cute, funny, gender-neutral, and practical (at least in part)

gonna look for a kid sized version of https://www.amazon.com/Burrito-Blanket-Giant-Tortilla-Adults/dp/B01N05KZQY/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=throw+throw+burrito&qid=1551813405&s=gateway&sr=8-3&fbclid=IwAR2RQRxh7xCINx9T9ONcR0gwZ4Ns-gOoR5RMzGKcAHlkOJ0HTh2LQffNiKM and then plushies that look like tomato and lettuce. JUST SWADDLE YOUR BABY INTO A BURRITO

i'm just so excited for hildryn

idk if i will even be able to play her well but i am one hundred percent going to buy her on switch immediately

1. chunky lady character
2. who is strong
3. no fat jokes
4. presented entirely as an incredible powerhouse
5. NO FAT JOKES.
6. gets to fly
7. kickass title ("the domina of armament")
8. did i mention no fat jokes? because i like that part a lot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q1Ewhuk1K4

good news everyone! it's time for my good aesthetic decisions in #warframe to get in your eyeballs!

.

...

...... """""""good""""""

they're certainly aesthetic decisions though

and yes i did just get this warframe in a moment of "d'aw shucks, well, if that's a 50% off coupon..." (and what can i say i'm so excited for hildryn GOD SHE LOOKS SO GOOD)

i am really sorry about all the words, if someone needs the pictures described i can probably do it after i take some medicine for my aching shoulder but it's going to be, like, a toot per description

i today i drew some terrible comic type shits about #lolitafashion with mediocre drawing and too many got dam words

real talk, mad respect for the people who are going 'zero waste' or 'waste neutral' etc.

but if anyone starts getting all giddy about how everyone should be like that or else, i will kindly invite said person to eat my entire disabled ass

how are you gonna make my sterile diabetes supplies zero waste h m m m

MY LITTLE ASTRONAUT USB LIGHT CAME TODAY

https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomegifs/comments/axi745/thats_my_toy/ LIZARD ZOOMIES???????

@Anarkat oh man i fucking know that feeling, being the broad-shouldered bih i am. honestly eshakti is totally worth saving up for and trying out, i fuckin love those dresses.

"harp," i hear you saying, "this is just a hunch. but, perhaps, is your fursona... a bear? a sloth bear, even?"

how did you guess

they're just real good guys...!!! PLEASE appreciate sloth bears