Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

little things that amuse me:

the channel i found that has a bunch of Grenada series Sherlock Holmes uploaded is called

"Naruto Shippuden"

please make your own joke here about one hell of a filler episode etc etc

i don't even like seafood but if i found a coconut crab?

i will eat that fucker

(one that's like. been raised on coconuts. i hear that they now are good at getting into trash and they then taste like shit.)

(maybe this is what i need to do for my career. bespoke coconut crab farmer. they only dine on the tenderest organic coconuts. buy one for your next party to have instead of a pot roast! $25/lb!)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i have found a gif/video for you to use for Potentially Lewd Purposes https://www.reddit.com/r/Awwducational/comments/b43v9d/giraffe_tongues_are_exceptionally_long_usually/?ref=share&ref_source=link

(i know now why gifs get turned into little videos and such but like. it makes linking it far more awkward. just gimme the goods you fool internet)

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town it was just a hot mess. but this is also something that if pointed out tends to make the BUT SOCALISEMS IN MUH AMURRICA crowd melt down.

(to my delight, it's an argument my "classically conservative" father often uses, in rebuttal to people who think the current healthcare scheme is fine and all socialism is bad. i'm like a trojan horse for liberal ideas, sneaking them into him so he can pass them on, HA)

@Ferretsyndicate@radical.town honestly the history of fire departments is something that people wanking over "pure free markets will always solve problems!!!!" never really like to mention.

for a long time it was fire departments operating independently, and so often, you'd be trying to bargain with the fire crew that rolled up while your house burned.... or two different companies would arrive and start brawling about who gets to fight the fire (and get paid) while your house burned...

i really really hope my shoulder will cooperate tomorrow i would love to be able to actually draw the #lolitafashion april fool's i'm planning

( https://docs.google.com/document/d/1F9TKOTruTLcdfnfYkudoCjRJv3Dftm3bjLjN7rP4g74/edit?usp=sharing incidentally is the stupidity if you want a preview)

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online THIS IS ALL INCREDIBLY FUCKING SAPPY BUT I'M STANDING BY IT

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i think you'd make a gorgeous Daphne!

and honestly, i think that the only thing making you look bad there is just... the discomfort because you aren't being yourself and being able to be authentically you. it reminds me of my prom pictures a little but moreso. (i got comfortable when i put on my world of warcraft hoodie LMAO)

and i know from selfies you post now that you have so much more light and happiness pouring out of you!

seriously who has got an uncle that works at nintendo. i need you to tell your uncle some shit

a Take that Isn't Very Hot but Is Here Also:

3. i would give a fucking kidney for a HD 3D remake of Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Sky, especially if they included a cosmetics system for dressing up yourself/your partner, and/or the ability to decorate your room at the guild and share photos of how you've decorated and arranged everything

@ NINTENDO: P L S

some Hot Takes upon the Fediverse today:

1. Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Gates to Infinity isn't as bad as you've probably heard, it's actually a pretty nice little game, it's just that it is directly following one of the best games you can ever play on your 3DS.

2. Hydreigon is shaped like a friend. he is my darling baby boy. do not be mean to him ever

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online and now that you've levelled up, it's only a matter of time before "hey look, it's Daphne from Scooby-Doo!"

@InspectorCaracal i can't believe i've been so productive this entire time and didn't even realize it

"i should write tonight," i said

before sitting down and scouring for tracks to put together into a 'soundtrack' playlist

that's... almost... writing.... right

alternatively i may have in that post kicked off a "does life begin at conception (for chickens)" debate, noting that even balut don't use a chicken that been done born and all

in which case i will stand by the chaos i have created proudly

@Irina@octodon.social either that or he's galaxy brained right past us and eats EXCLUSIVELY balut

i do feel like i have good news for him that will make things make sense, but also, i did tell him about balut existing, so with the good must come bad. (not hating on filipino food i just don't appreciate food with tiny little bones that cronch in it)

somefuck on reddit: "i don't know why eggs are considered vegetarian, since we're eating fertilized ones"

oh my dude my buddy my pal if you eat a fertilized egg You Know. but also i'm docking marks for considering a chicken egg a "fertilized embryo that hasn't developed into a fetus yet" and sending you back to sex ed