Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

Gallant hands out flyers about his cause and respects an answer of "sorry, late to class" of polite refusal!

Goofus calls after somebody about how they are a coward if they refuse and uses pushy used car salesman tactics to trap people into conversation so he can lecture at them!

i swear to god my goy ass is perilously close to writing some Highlights For Children style guides on how not to be an utter fuckwit while advocating for the rights of palestenians because This Just Keeps Happening and It's Bullshit

@citlali@kitty.town this is probably a stupid-ass question but

have you looked into telemedicine shit like project ruby? https://www.prjktruby.com/

i mean i'm blithely assuming that pills is hormonal birth control, otherwise i really got nothing but sad, bloody, clotted PCOS fistbump of solidarity

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online can i just say as someone with an impossible bra size, i am so fucking peanut butter and jealous of you right now

it's like this strappy bralette trend exists SPECIFICALLY to torment me i swear to god

it's just me remembering academia and pouring this poem all over my face tonight https://blogs.cardiff.ac.uk/rsrc/2019/03/08/i-got-told-what-to-call-this-poem-by-my-male-colleague/

i'm going to wake up tomorrow with a thousand angry replies from people retooting that like i'm actually a competent author and not part of the masses of ao3, but i regret absolutely nothing, this is top dad joke level folks

is that a really fucking stupid joke?

YES

am i going tell it still?

ALSO YES

guess who's a hugo award nominee now :^) https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/vbw9eb/internet-fan-fiction-archive-ao3-hugo-award

@maple only if you eat enough beans

@TeethTeethTeeth but at least we can measure the niceness of them gams.

@InspectorCaracal ahh yeah i see now, you've got that detail working for you

well i know it's probably either volts or amps and beyond that i'm clueless i'm afraid LOL

@InspectorCaracal i'm dumb at engineering sciencey type shit but you could always go with the container running dry instead of the units in the container running dry - e.g. batteries are made up of cells, so "even if he drained every last [energy] cell"

that might mean the audience also stays with you a bit better instead of going "wait, volts? do you measure batteries in volts? is that right? i think it's volts..." ......possibly?

@InspectorCaracal unfortunately no :( i can't think of any like.. bad dings that she's encountered, which is what makes it so vexing. especially because this came on gradually. at least she's ok with my text noise blorp and my mom's trying to figure out changing her phone i guess

my dog has become increasingly terrified of ding or chime noises in the last few months, and my parents don't want to change their text message received noises, so every time they get a text my dog gets scared ><

i'm trying to figure out how to train around this but... when she's scared, she also doesn't want to eat treats