Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

how bad do i want to play splatoon?

i actually looked at adapters for xbox controllers to switch, even though the xbox controller i have is a cheap as shit wish.com special

for weeks i haven't been particularly interested in actually playing splatoon 2

and now

now that i'm down one joycon with one out for repair

....................i want to play so much splatoon

also the rise of @Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online 's soup anarchy is making me really really really want my favourite salsa from a local mexican place, which i can and have eaten like gaspacho before.

well, like gaspacho with chips

but still, i've gone through like 3 of the bottles-of-salsa-for-the-table before at a time

it's basically the perfect summer lunch in georgia

you consume salsa for salt you've lost from sweating buckets, and you are encouraged to rehydrate by the salsa's spice

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i feel like this is where an obligatory spaceballs reference needs to go

@nia are we sure that soldering iron lesbians are not simply the first form of the powerful and mighty blacksmith lesbian

shit youtube has some choice recs today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAei8LUDl-g

safari time..... now riding along with a charming dude happily talking to the camera

RUNS IN TOP SPEED TO MASTO

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online !!!!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEPRVy1jat4 !!!!!!!!! GIRAFFE CAM!!!!!!!!!

@goat@hellsite.site have you heard of the new party idea where it started as a joke and the concept is everyone gives a 5 minute powerpoint to their friends about something they think is really neat?

bc honestly a daisy chain of everyone infodumping is a choice party idea to me

it's just special interests a-go-go all the way down

did i just bust myself by tweeting this and including an @ to the nintendo account?

yes

is the joke worth it?

i'm going to say definitely yes.

also i can think of no higher bribe than "please take this fat pikachu to fix my joycon before the splatfest"

@BabaIsBot "but harp, that's an ee cummings song about wanking set to music -"

BJORK FAN BJORK FAN BABA IS BJORK FAN NO TAKEBACKSIES

@BabaIsBot i can't believe it you guys, baba confirmed for bjork fan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTCm4n3dPZc

@BraixenIRL i feel like if i asked my dad about this, with him being a linguist and all, i could probably get you an in-depth answer

....in about five hours after i was able to get away from the incoming lecture

nintendo support: please ONLY send the part for repair and NOTHING ELSE

camera pans to me, narrowing my eyes rebelliously as i write a cheerful little letter to the tech who will end up repairing my joy-con and enclose a pikachu sticker as bribery to do an extra good job

honestly i'm just waiting to become a full mastodon member with full masto experience, and by that i mean being on some blacklist and being widely shamed for some as yet unidentified sin on my part

if that has not already happened of course

lordy i've felt like badly microwaved death all day and i am so tired of it