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so i transferred to balmung, walked into limsa lominsa, and immediately sent people into a tizzy by declaring that if they want a game without furries in it, that cat(girl) is out of the bag and has been for quite awhile now

with my work finished, i then sauntered on to mist to purchase an apartment and yeet my inventory into its storage

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yes i just spotted this yelled in limsa and i don't know why it's cracking me up so bad but it is

so if i ever get around to writing Albus Dumbledore And The Crow-Mother Kachina, please know that most of it is just me going

"hey that dumbledore dude? yeah he sucks, actually"

the rest is, in order of relevance:

- longwinded worldbuilding re: magical foundational theory, and how native americans had that shit worked out nicely until white settlers sabotaged it knowingly and intentionally

- excuse for vampire confederate general henchman to get kersploded with dynamite

- Y E E H A W

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like the characters do get a bit of an arc in that Aberforth realizes he can cool his jets and only hate his brother, like, 50% power, not 110% power with bonus slurs

but Albus's arc is that he kinda...

....has the moment where he recognizes people are making sacrifices for him to pursue a personal grudge, and

doesn't grow from it

but instead kind of accepts it as how the world goes now and rightly so

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i actually have a long and extended HP fanfic in the back of my head where i massage the timeline a bit to have brothers Albus and Aberforth Dumbledore in the last vestiges of the wild west in America, running after Grindlewald and his pet ne'er-do-wells of the moment to obtain a macguffin named in the title (i am nothing if not respectful of tradition you see)

but honestly

it'll be hard to write as it's v much a vehicle for Albus Dumbledore Kinda Sucks Actually

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online if you really want to call a cruise missile down on your head, don't forget to include characters from Archie Comics and Dragonriders of Pern

rowling will probably just tweet something about how she's always agreed that dumbledore eats ass like chocolate cake and therefore she has always been The Wokest Of Them All

JESUS y'all wanna see some fucking NOSTALGIA

otakuworld.com/index.html?/kis

this page about the KiSS doll maker system is fucken... the exact same since i last saw it at least a decade ago (more like 15 years honestly), DOWN TO THE WEBRING

well there we go, application sent in, now they get back to me soonish

....that's all my being productive for today

i'd rather not go into the sadness pit again so watching trashy youtube shit and playing warframe or skyrim it is!

in which a wigglytuff is having a "capitalism, ho!" moment, unfortunately; cw also for mental health/ableism discussion 

i know the ultimate solution for "the brain weasels are screaming about my worthlessness due to disability" is not to like... go do a capitalism

but this is idk, an ace bandage to try and limp along a bit more

i'm at this really irritating stage where a little worse, i feel proper sick. a little better, i could do things. but nope. here i am, STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU 🎵

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in which a wigglytuff is having a "capitalism, ho!" moment, unfortunately; cw also for mental health/ableism discussion 

i figure if i make it my goal to work up until that "any more money than this and you need to tell us" limit for disability - which is 20 or 50 dollars/month i believe? (i'll check) - i'll perhaps stop feeling like i have such bad cabin fever

i'm not with it enough to actually do much thinking - not compose my own words - but transcription is words go in, words go out

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in which a wigglytuff is having a "capitalism, ho!" moment, unfortunately; cw also for mental health/ableism discussion 

so after seeing it floated here, i'm going to give transcribing on rev.com a go

i know full well there is NO way i could actually make a proper career or support myself from this - but

my friends

here's what they don't tell you about being disabled:

IT'S FUCKING BORING.

Okay, today's theme is "true facts that sound fake". I'll start:

The opossum is the only marsupial native to North America. It's also unusual in that it is the only mammal with an odd number of nipples: 13. It also has more teeth than any other North American mammal (50), and more incisors (10; everyone else maxes out at 6).

So basically it's this big furry weirdo with an odd number of nipples and way too many teeth. LOVE.

However, I regret absolutely nothing as feeling cute is an absolute priority

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@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz honestly after a friend introduced me to the genre there's about a 90% chance* that if you put your ear up to my head like listening to the ocean in a seashell, you'd hear vaporwave/city pop, and i wouldn't have it any other way

on that power alone it gatecrashes all other genres

*the other 10% is this youtube.com/watch?v=_NWeKB8n7q

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i may not be able to click the thing to vote but running in the 90s for sure

but

BUT

youtube.com/watch?v=mPtJy0kOIS selfish high heels is superior to them both and that's facts

additional real spicy opinion:

kinda want one of my celeb crushes to end up cast as Captain Vimes in it too

like. hugh jackman in dad bod mode. or fuckit maybe idris elba. vimes don't gotta be white, just human, eh

no idea for who should play carrot but that's gotta be suitably hunky or else i riot

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spicy opinion for today:

despite enjoying gaiman stories and being a discworld fan i've just never really enjoyed good omens and can't get into it

and i would gladly trade the good omens adaptation that is coming out for an adaptation of Guards, Guards! or Monstrous Regiment with similar high interest and production values

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