anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
are they bad because their father was bad?
or are they bad because everyone told them they would be?
are they bad because they were groomed to be 'heir to the throne' and only know that way forward?
are they bad because they feel doomed to be?
are they bad because everyone treats them as if they're a rabid animal preemptively and thus abuses them?
...are they bad at all?
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
it feels like rowling was ok writing harry struggling under the weight of his legacy, and even snape fumbling to find his identity because of this, but... when it comes to voldemort's kid, everyone just gave up.
and that is when i think the stakes are highest, and the odds most interesting!
why would you turn down an opportunity to write a character struggling with THAT LEVEL of albatross around their neck?
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
the conflict ends up flat and inevitable. hatfields and mccoys. montegue and capulet.
notice how romeo and juliet is an interesting story only BECAUSE it's NOT about the titular characters in fair verona unquestioning the idea that they are destined to fight and be enemies because of who they are related to?
THEREIN LIES THE PLOT - the interest - the intrigue!!!
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
sure, the reverse hurt is somewhat addressed as harry wrestles with the massive legacy left on his shoulders. but i think just telling people "you're bad because you're bad" is a huge and bitter blow.
and - honestly - not only does it do readers dirty, it does the story dirty, too.
it takes away agency and interest from voldemort's kid. it makes them an extension of dad, not their own person.
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
how many of those readers are going to feel that they're *doomed* because of this sort of philosophy?
maybe there's a parent in jail. maybe a bad divorce let them see how one - or both - are nasty and cruel. maybe there's abuse. maybe they're adopted and this is a hard new worry.
and such a story ends up just saying - "well, it's in your blood. you will always end up evil, just like your forebears."
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
but you know what kills the juicyness there?
if it's just. "well, voldemort's kid is of course evil, because voldemort."
tiresome. TIRESOME!
not only does it leave so much meat on the bone - of someone struggling to deal with the legacy they inherited, sometimes well, sometimes badly - it's also, i think, not a real good moral to push into the heads of young readers (even now grown up).
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
i mean, how CAN it come down anything less than hard nature over nurture when you've got the villain revealed as this "bad seed" right from his childhood, even before he was ever at Hogwarts?
so honestly - the concept of Cursed Child, the idea of voldemort having a kid - i like that concept. family is messy. family guilt is juicy to pry into. how much does the child pay for the sins of the father?
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
i mean one of the books is literally called 'and the half-blood prince'. it's not actually a subtle dynamic at play here.
and while the racism ends up rebuked, and some minor characters defy their genetic fates - like draco, or sirius - family is a huge part of the series. and it comes down pretty hard in my opinion on nature instead of nurture.
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
and why is harry a hero? well, because his parents were. sure, his dad is revealed as something of a shitter. but his mother was pure and saintly, and through her sacrifice created a blood-bond that ends up protecting harry and being crucial to voldemort's ultimate defeat.
not to mention - the idea of being heir to gryffindor, to slytherin, and so on, running thru all of this.
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
voldemort wasn't just eventually turned to evil. he started out that way, as a kid. he was a bad seed from the start. we see his parents - both terrible in their own right. merope is a rapist; tom sr is callous and cruel.
whatever sympathy for merope as a victim of abuse herself is erased when she is the main cause of voldemort's problems - someone conceived without love cannot themselves love, as the plot point goes.
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
this is kind of a theme throughout the whole series - the idea of blood ties, how important a family legacy is, and so on.
and rowling tries to make a moral stance that blood isn't everything. the "mudbloods" are heroes. the "purebloods" are often villains. but honestly i feel that falls apart when you actually look at the hero and villain, especially as we learned more of voldemort.
anyway, here's why Harry Potter and the Cursed Child pissed me off so much
i hasten to add that honestly i've only read summaries, not seen the play/read the script. but i think rowling took an interesting idea, and instead of pushing back against some perhaps-unintentional bullshit in the main series, she just ended up reinforcing the same old shit.
namely, that morality - for the truly important people - is often determined by blood.
the other bonus of ao3 is that i get to blather in the tags, with such classic tags as
"It's going to get weird. I'm going to make it weird"
"m rating sadly not for sex"
"EXTRA SPICY NOT MILD HURT/COMFORT AYYY"
and of course this classic series of tags,
"I got very mad at the Cursed Child because of its terrible execution"
"So I have smacked JK [Rowling] until she got her mitts off the base concept and it is now mine."
"As is the way of all good and decent fanfiction writers."
i actually don't mind the aggressively plain and downright retro navigation/design of fanfiction.net
where they upset me is when they removed the ability to highlight/select text. probably to keep twelve year olds from plagiarism temptations but like. that's. that's how i read on the internet. that's how i mark my place! it's the digital equivalent of a finger along the page!
i mean you can still do it if you go into the mobile version but it does make me mildly disgruntled.
@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online well who am i to turn down an opportunity for yet more shameless self-promotion
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/1013278/PlaidButterfly is where everything is posted, i haven't ported all of Masquerade over to ao3 for instance, but https://archiveofourown.org/users/Harpalyce/pseuds/Harpalyce/works is the ao3 profile because let's be honest ao3 is a bit nicer to look at and use
@InspectorCaracal a lot of "well this is awkward"
"katara did you forget you're literally the chief's daughter. you're like a princess"
"YEAH, OF LIKE, FIVE PEOPLE, AANG! I THINK MORE THAN FIVE PEOPLE LIVE IN THE FIRE NATION!"
bonus points if she comes prepared for everyone to hate her but it turns out the vast majority of the fire nation love her a la Princess Diana and she's just like "oh my god this is so much worse actually"
@InspectorCaracal YES EXACTLY
especially because even if zuko realizes it, you know that fool's going to immediately jump to CONCEEEAL DON'T FEEEL
but also zuko is the last person to know what is going on with zuko at any given time. the rest of the gaang will be "so when's the wedding date" while he's still "whaaaat nooooo there's no way she likes me!! it's just IMPOSSIBLE" right up until katara grabs him by the collar and kisses him and Zuko.exe Has Encountered A Problem And Needs To Close
though honestly the last point deserves several fics in and of itself, i'm just not that good at writing political intrigue
i mean even masquerade is like
ok so vader's fighting for the good side now
how fucken awkward is that gonna be for everyone tho
like sure the rebellion is the heroes but also. just imagine having this known war criminal casually sitting in the mess hall with you. imagine having to serve him mashed potatoes. oh man. there's so much juicy bits there
30 y/o - token cishet - tumblr refugee. spoonie/15 chronic conditions in a trenchcoat/actual cyborg. just hangin' in there