Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

me: wow i should really stop using my professional patient experience to be ms. webmd online and give people probable diagnoses, even if i don't think i'm wrong, it's a bit of a bad habit

also me, simultaneously: honey you just quoted the first half of a zoloft commercial you ain't broken you got depression, call your doc for some SSRIs and you'll be ok

@columbidae@cybre.space oh yeah, popsicles will be GREAT!! give those a go, they'll be a way to keep your hydration up too which will help immensely!

@columbidae@cybre.space oh man i've been there done that a lot, it sucks :<

sucrets help a lot, as do those sprays that numb the back of your throat, though they're sadly very temporary

my usual go-to is milkshakes - drinking something thick and really cold helps the inflammation a lot! milk also kinda clings so the cold 'stays'.

honestly - taking some anti-inflammatories and strapping a coldpack to your neck might help too!

tangentially:

whose dick i gotta suck to get Recettear on switch, tho

@troubleMoney exactly! well ok japanese-american, i may say toss in some peanuts for protein and whatnot, so a bit closer to savory trail mix or bar mix

it's actually a culinary concept that has some legs on it, which means people will go "hahaha weeb kibble! let's buy some for a joke", then go "shit this is good actually" when the late night munchies hit, and then be back the next day to buy 50 more bags. CAPITALISM, HO

concept:

1. develop a party mix kind of like chex mix, but incorporating wasabi peas and crunched up dry instant ramen noodles, nicely coated in some soy-sauce heavy seasoning

2. package and market this at conventions as Weeaboo Kibble

3. ?????

4. Profit

legitimately that is an excellent summary of anakin skywalker/darth vader, down to the LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT point

ah yes

this is a good meme for star wars day

however it's a good occasion to post the best #starwars gif i have

i feel like as a star wars fan i should be more partying for may the 4th but between pain, and remembering peter mayhew as well as carrie fisher, i'm a bit sad_keanu.png about it today

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online a pun equivalent of a fart so rank that it causes an office to evacuate

I'M SO PROUD

@trashguts woaaahhhhhhh this is some big Black Rabbit of Inlé energy and i LOVE it

@Sapphicgiraffic@snouts.online i am a little disappointed this means i can't say i've been banned for illegal pun use to be honest

so either berries.space just went down for a bit or i've somehow just gotten banned for that from seeing berries.space for my bad pun and honestly worth it

"harp isn't that a bit insensitive" sir please these are my emotional support terrible puns

so, looking out across the fediverse, i'm gonna guess that berries.space is about to be no more?

has anyone got far in describing this in puns

here i'll start

looks like berries.space users are now......................................................................................in a bit of a jam 😎

@Draekos ask for cute/eccentric socks, and that way people will be delighted to get them for you! sockdreams or the like might be worth a browse

also my mom got me some https://worldssoftest.com/ one christmas and honestly? fantastic present, 10/10, good socks are GREAT to ask for

note: if you are in europe going "oh i'm so glad we're not racist like that america, we have no race problems here", you will receive the same, but with a bonus six weeks of me blasting this ancient don't-use-weed-kiddos public service announcement commercial at you until you get the hint https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-Elr5K2Vuo