Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@maple yeah, that's very much a mood

pet games/ai life games are such a neglected genre, and it feels like mobile gaming is just ripe for such a thing to hit them, and yet there's startlingly no good options really : / which is a real shame.

@maple honestly that is also deeply valid lol

the ballz method of construction for petz might be worth yoinking as a concept though (off-color jokes about the name of it aside lol), if you ever do decide that such a project would be interesting to do :>

@maple i remember they did have that functionality Back In The Day where you could play with someone's petz in a very limited manner via a block of code that you popped on your website - i can't remember exactly what it roped in to handle that (java, flash, whatevs), it's been a hot minute

i wonder if you could pop the hood on that one and have fun disassembling it for programming ideas? (not that i want to chuck another project on your shoulders, mind, but Potentially Interesting Thing?)

@maple understandable! it's a different tone than catz for sure, i just think it's hella neat and worth mentioning just in case you were like "oh shit, that DOES look interesting" ^0^

@maple that's valid, it was probably a bit of a regional thing - and i'm speaking from my own "somewhere i probably have backups of prized show petz on zip disc" nostalgia LOL

it's a bit more nerdy and less familiar in tone than petz but totally, TOTALLY worth getting - https://www.gog.com/game/creatures_the_albian_years

creatures 1 is actually my firm favourite, they got progressively more sci-fi-ish. they actually model a lot of the biology of the critters which is super super cool to see

@maple i can 100% guarantee they're thinking "oh shit petz... oh man... i wanna play that again...."

did you ever get into the creatures games? fuck those were my JAM too, i yearn hard for the 'virtual life' genre with that level of customization/etc.

@maple i wonder what carolyn of carolyn's creations is up to now. googling for it again shows that another one of the OG hexxers, a close friend of carolyn, is still active in the community

god i wish i had disposable cash to send them both beautiful gift baskets or flowers or something for being such wonderful inspirations to basically an entire generation of women getting into STEM that way

@maple GOD my fucking childhood

though my true dark secret? ....i was far more into hexxing the babyz spinoff, making elaborate curls and hairdos lol

remember that time i wrote some faux-translated-epic-poetry for #ffxiv xaela shit and then did absolutely nothing with it after maybe 3 people out of the vast rp community commented on it at all?

ah, memories : ')

but i'm not too proud to post the link here so https://calamityjanine.tumblr.com/post/173495368608/the-ballad-of-adiya

@martinidog@snouts.online what if i commission you to do nothing for my money

aka the Galadriel strategy, because ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIIIIIRRRRRRRR,

aka the Stardew Valley Is Just A Giant Polycule Now, Deal With It strategy

alas for no mods on switch to make it properly so, i will just settle for the 10-hearts-with-everyone good-luck event

"so which character did you decide to romance in #stardewvalley ?"

"Yes."

in the definite category of "it's bizarre what you end up missing".... god i miss wearing bras so much

even just plain bras. (a 58 or 56B-C may as well not exist)

i just want my titties to get the love and support they deserve......... but there is NO WAY to do that without killing me straight in my busted nerve which is Right Under my left titty................... 😭

time to present my important thesis to y'all:

the best part of star trek is tribbles.

tribbles exist in the original series, its animated spinoff, ds9, and the reboot movie.

the reboot movie made kahn white so this completely negates tribble effect.

the original series is antiquated but adorable, and too trite an answer for best series.

the animated spinoff is awful.

ds9 has the most tribbles among the remainder.

QED, ds9 is the best star trek.

no i will not be taking questions

i'm so glad that instagram means more models with various body types are actually out there and available, and easy for me and others to find and use as reference

however it's so hard to not immediately spend ALL MY MONEY on commissions since i've decided my ffxiv main's played-by/reference is Tabria Majors i mean JUST LOOK AT HOW CUTE THIS IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (cw for bikini and also i think squinted eye contact?)

i realize the #ffxiv community is bigger on tumblr by far, but also... i don't want to go back to tumblr lol

ffxiv tag, do y'all know of any ffxiv blogs on pillowfort? is pillowfort still a thing done these days lol?

hmmmm

well now with moving servers, i'm tempted to also move my ffxiv stuff from tumblr to... somewhere else. likely pillowfort.

the long domestic-history-based lore conjectures i really like doing are a bit more suited to that livejournal-esque "published content with comment section" format as well

@maple obviously the best reaction to the first set is to photoshop a parody of the following then print it out on business cards to hand out

GEE MAPLE, HOW COME YOU GET *TWO* GIRLFRIENDS?