Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

@hailsatan@mastodon.social so are you an actual person @hailsatan or is this some sort of elaborate art performance wherein you spout word salad to sneak in the worst of the internet, and clothe yourself in fifteen layers of irony to dodge any responsibility for your actions

if you think csa is something you can joke about and not invoke trauma, and that joking about csa is what to do to be cool, now's a good time to get off the internet. i mean it. go detox.

(human small brain) foot lotion

(dog galaxy brain) HUMAN FLAVORING

i made that post about being too tired to eat, nibbled once slice of pizza, succumbed to about a 45min-1hour nap in my recliner, then ate the other slice

spoonie dining, folks

@rodserlingzone ok fess up whose fursona is she

i know it's one of y'all in here somewhere. don't try to deny it

with a side of pizza before anyone worries

please join me in the traditional spoonie feast: Too Tired/Hurty To Eat

@duncandahusky as somebody who's had shingles twice despite being 30, GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT GET IT

i have heard that you should expect 2-3 days of it hitting you hard - but that it then confers much better immunity than the previous shingles vaccines

shingles is fucking miserable, if your insurance is paying for it because you're in that recommended zone, 100% absolutely get it, it's an easy way to dodge nerve damage

the prime #spoonie mood of

"maybe this new symptom means my body is broken enough to actually get a diagnosis and then treatment"

: ')

@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social DEAR LORD THAT'S SO CHEEZY

I FUCKING LOVE IT

@KitsuneAlicia@octodon.social this is the most compelling reason i've heard lately to go get inaros because i Hate hijack missions

anyway my shoulder tightness is now working on impinging that nerve, so my pointer and thumb keep going a bit numb, so that's... fun

oh god y'all wanna see the worst youtube intro i've ever seen

it's not even a gamer or a political youtuber https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpqMU88DfyE

@eightbitsamurai@elekk.xyz i was going to say don't do katara like that but honestly you're right

additional concept to ponder:

iroh's twitter is basically dril but slightly more wholesome

@catgoat here are some cute capybaras!

viscachas also exist, and are wonderful - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPxA6nasvQc

another good distraction i've found is this youtube channel that streams their live safari rides and such - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C57KHgWd6cQ

i hope these are at least a little comfort in what is surely a stressful and awful time for you :<

@AzureHusky it's just. it's brilliant. it's so brilliant. that is EXACTLY peter parker, to the point where i am barely a spider man fan and i am grinning like a loon in utter delight

orange shorthair: listen i have some bad news about how well you think your anxiety disorder is currently being treated NO WAIT DON'T PANIC IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY

persian: ur babey?

@AzureHusky i'm so on board with this, as this moment is so incredibly perfect peak Peter Parker energy, and i love it