Harp the Wigglytuff @wigglytuffitout@computerfairi.es

today's theme for me rolling out with my new makeup to go get another injection into my shoulder, wearing my totoro dress and generally being A Fucking Delight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TZrdVsSjzg

YEE AND - DARE I EVEN SAY - HAW

air force one is now my favourite gate in #ffxiv it's so fuckin fun

@J GOOD MORNING HERE'S AN EXTREMELY RUFFLY PUPPY and my 3 cutest good morning gifs!

@InspectorCaracal that....... is beautiful

i admit i'm ALMOST mad enough to go find the post after i muted the poster just to report it and say "hey admin? you have a user now abusing people with the good ol' YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE TO KEEP ME FROM HURTING PEOPLE shtick. fucking bounce them. that kind of emotional terrorizing is unacceptable."

almost, lol.

listen if someone's main coping tactic is to toss onto their timeline pictures of them speeding and yelling at everyone to come fix their having a breakdown with anger about not having crashed on the way home, i think it's a good time for them to step the fuck off the internet instead of keeping up this "look what you made me do, mastodon, i was putting other people in danger because none of YOU were there to STOP ME" hostage situation temper tantrum

saucerer

the yoplait oui yogurts are i'm sure really overpriced but they also come in little glass jars that are v cute and i want to somehow make holes in the bottoms of them and grow plants in them

also it's just really really fucking good yogurt y'all

a large part of my eating habits lately have just been me going "hey did y'all know................... yogurt good????"

@Disi@uelfte.club listen the motherhood is of the southern variety which means (see attached)

i mean let's just ignore how many of my friendships basically are "friend opened up to the point where they revealed how much their mom sucks; i immediately re-enact that moment in that odd captain phillips film which became a meme and go straight to LOOK AT ME, I AM YOUR MOM NOW"

i regret nothing

all of my children may look different than me but are very good.

look at me

i am your mom now

i love you. go clean your room and remember to wash behind your ears. i'm very proud of you and can't wait to cheer on all your successes in life. also do you want me to pack you some leftovers, you're looking a little thin

apparently furry weekend atlanta is happening at the same convention center as a jehova's witness convention

i really hope someone's taking advantage of that and knocking on the hotel doors of the jehova's witnesses all HI HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD WORD ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAV-FURR

it's ok because as we all know, furries can do infinite crime https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOOHvOqiJgI